Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Vol. 4) by ericvancewalton

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Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Vol. 4)
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### *"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." ~Dr. Seuss* ###

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Mondays are the most challenging day of the week for millions of us toiling away in the working world. It was easy to choose Mondays as the day I regularly post the Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week. 


Laughing and telling jokes are one of the best release valves for pent up stress, worry, and anxiety.  Jokes have the power to bring us together and we so desperately need this now.  It's never a bad idea to make more room for laughter and joy in our lives. 


I’m also a collector of jokes so if you know one share it with us in the comments below. *Your submission could end up being used in future posts*.  


###### Here it is, the Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week. Please repeat these to your family, friends, and/or co-workers, if you dare! ######




# Why can’t you trust atoms? #
# Because they make up everything!  #

*One more…*

# What’s another name for Santa’s elves? #
# Subordinate Clauses. 😂  #

<center> ![](http://i.giphy.com/xT9DPzhNGA8MKjxwFG.gif) </center>
*Gif sourced from Giphy.com.*

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### “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.” ~Audrey Hepburn ###

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@tsxbox ·
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You Funny KID @ericvancewalton  !!<br>
http://i.imgsafe.org/891aa510d8.jpg
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@ericvancewalton · 
😜
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@cathynsons ·
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Very punny. I can't wait to share those with my students.
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@ericvancewalton · 
Glad you enjoyed it! I'll probably hear your class groan all the way in Minnesota. 😉 Happy Holidays to you!
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@natureofbeing ·
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;-)
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@ianstrat ·
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Nice post eric
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@ericvancewalton · 
Thanks!
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@rynow ·
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Hi @ericvancewalton
I love the first joke, keep them coming.
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@ericvancewalton · 
Hi, @rynow!  So glad you got a chuckle out of it!  I'll keep 'em coming...every Monday. : )  Have a great Holiday!
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@voronoi ·
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HAH! Mondays are always in need of a good joke. I guess I'm writing this on a Tuesday... In this case, good to have a little bit of humor spread throughout the week :)
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@ericvancewalton · 
There's usually plenty of the Monday blues left over on Tuesday.  : )  Thanks for your comment, @voronoi!
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