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<center><h1>Welcome back to Shitpost Your Way to Success, a reader-provoked satire series exclusively on Steemit</h1></center>
A ridiculously, satire-saturated, all-original Steemit-Exclusive series that was encouraged by my fellow Steemians. A special thanks to @jackmiller for the many wonderful chats that we've had which have greatly inspired this series. I want to also give special acknowledgment to @donald.porter for reading ahead of the class and commenting on the last lesson:

<a href="https://steemit.com/shitposting/@donald.porter/re-grow-pro-shitpost-your-way-to-success-new-steemit-exclusive-satire-series-lesson-no-03-rebel-writing-20180626t165445232z"><img src="https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmf7gpTvxe35gkS4xqX8pwdFXZmcwnqWxcCNTjr8b5BMoz/Screen%20Shot%202018-07-02%20at%208.11.43%20PM.png"/></a>

<center><h3>ALSO IN RECENT NEWS: THE SHITPOST TO SUCCESS SERIES NOW HAS A [THEME TUNE!!!](https://steemit.com/shitposting/@steevc/a-possible-theme-for-grow-pro-s-shitpost-series) BIG THANKS TO @STEEVC!!</h3></center>

https://youtu.be/-wVc-HuGKKA
<center><sup>be sure to check out @steevc's blog and show him some love on his recent posts</sup></center>


<center><h1>LESSON No.04 WILL BE A SPECIAL ONE...</h1></center>

<center><h1>HOW TO</h1></center>

<center><h1>EARN VOTES & AWARDS FOR SHIT-COMMENTING</h1></center>
That's right! You can really get votes for leaving total shit-comments that you copy/paste right into every Steemit post. If that sounds too good to be true - remember that I said *votes and awards*...

<center>https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmaHY759wCyE9rUqSqub1S49nv1dD3a5Cu1byLoGbkqCoA/Unknown-1.jpeg</center>

<center>![downvote.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVrjpL52uZxDAwK7px65AQJrnTjgPm3bBAGwoqeztgLtZ/downvote.png)</center>

<center><h3>Leaving totally mindless comments *will get you votes*, but in the wrong direction most of the time</h3></center>
Now, I know what you're thinking; you are doing pretty well on Steemit, starting at rep 25 and going to 0, but I swear there's an easier way. Use your brain or at least prove you have one at the very least. That is how you attain votes on Steemit that will help you grow. 
<div class="pull-right">https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSgTZm4o1sFhyf8VSfkk2TgnEKqePxT7xuBBZZg4CLinV/STINKER.gif</div>

Leaving meaningful and **relevant** comments on posts is a great way to engage with fellow content creators on Steemit, but whatever you do don't vote on the crap you comment on because we would not want to waste that precious click before pasting our shitcomment in the box and mashing reply. I mean who has time to click a button these days? Pffffff
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<center><h2>I feel that not enough shit commenters of Steemit get the real recognition they truly deserve</h2></center>
It is really hard work to paste a worthless comment 8,254 times per day, so let's recognize these users for their hard work! That's something we have yet to do, so, by all means, let's get this shit comment show on the road, shall we?

<center><h1>THIS CAMPAIGN STARTS WITH AWARENESS</h1></center>

<div class="pull-right">This can be as simple as acknowledging a total shit comment in your reply feed like you see to the left...
Then we could suggest action to the commenter such as...
https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmR36uexCRsEvMLQpuXyQ36Bt9aUdAuLe4oQF38x7jtBHC/only-you.png 
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https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbSb4EMQZxrn9EXUsU9KkTWz7aEMZgzNymTnWGpFiKbDw/U-shit-post-award-comment.png
<center><h1>WHY STOP THERE?</h1></center>

In hopes to discourage *everyone* from competing in the **SHIT COMMENTER OF THE YEAR AWARDS**, we must educate and lead by example. Let's also not forget to give those votes out where they are due! Those of you who have already decided to remain on the dark side and go for the gold in the Shit Commenter of 2018 Awards can rest assured that your efforts *will be recognized*. We hope to bring awareness with these simple nomination badges below.

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<center><h1>INTRODUCING THE SHIT COMMENTER AWARDS of 2018 / #theshitlist2018</h1></center>

![shit-comment-awards-announce.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmWbysMAtmsG4JP3UxyGPSBXP2XZ12HQVxb8p4BBFkSXKv/shit-comment-awards-announce.png)

<center><h1>LET THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT COMMENCE!!</h1></center>

<center><h1>Nominate the best of the worst with this badge to  give credit where it is due</h1></center>
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#### When you get a total shit comment on your post that is entirely irrelevant - nominate that special someone by replying with this badge to the right. You can use this badge by simply copying the address and pasting into a reply box.

(*copy the link highlighted below to use the image*)
``` https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmfNpJwjip4S2yRobRhy18S3Y8ECaYXiVsxzrhyh9MYezB/shitcomment-nominee---dishonorable-mention.png```

![cuss-face.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmY9axnD7GbAh2nWuBYyfT47rPAibLBpGD7suvwmqxX75E/cuss-face.gif)

<center><h1>Another option -  Again, No need for harsh replies,  just a simple way to say THANKS with this badge:</h1></center>

<center>https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQZzwHk3wzAhzXyg1E6PxTVFV1w7NHH9WEuMVQARJik5v/shit-comment-nomination-award.png</center>
```https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQZzwHk3wzAhzXyg1E6PxTVFV1w7NHH9WEuMVQARJik5v/shit-comment-nomination-award.png```

<center><h1>What a great way to acknowledge that special someone!</h1></center>

![shit-comment-award-(full).png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdse2WsvfStpLGXhYDrymPSZauvqdeHKCkGjiqMp6rv6u/shit-comment-award-(full).png)
```https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdse2WsvfStpLGXhYDrymPSZauvqdeHKCkGjiqMp6rv6u/shit-comment-award-(full).png```


<center><h1>WRITE A POST WITH YOUR NOMINATIONS (if you dare) AND USE THE TAG #THESHITLIST2018</h1></center>

## You can also nominate people who frequently shit-comment on your posts below in the comment section. @Grow-pro will ensure they get their badge 

![schoolbus-divider-grow-pro.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQme9Hmip1nMq8Hn9rEwaC3QcKZhQDkAwrvC7qdQ8ajhpgY/schoolbus-divider-grow-pro.png)

<center><h1>THE CONCLUSION OF THIS LESSON:</h1></center>

![friends-dont-shit-comment.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmNMPwTjT7Y4b5vY9FpRpTcraxkzehnbYCuD2ATKuuw2wf/friends-dont-shit-comment.png)
<center><h1><em>Friends don't let friends shit comment on Steemit. Let's be friends</em></h1></center>

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<center><h3><em>FEEL FREE TO SAVE COURSE MATERIAL, BADGES, AND GRAPHICS IN THIS POST - please use the links provided so that we are not uploading copies of the same image a thousand times. And always remember the first step to being human is to use your brain.</em></h3></center>
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<center><em><h1>SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇SATIRE SERIES by @GROW-PRO:</h1></em></center>
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## ✏️ [Introducing: SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇All NEW Steemit-Exclusive Mini-Series](https://steemit.com/introducing/@grow-pro/introducing-shitpost-your-way-to-success-all-new-steemit-exclusive-mini-series)
## ✏️ [SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇NEW Steemit-Exclusive Series • Lesson No. 1 • Letting go of quality for profit](https://steemit.com/humor/@grow-pro/shitpost-your-way-to-success-new-steemit-exclusive-series-lesson-no-1-letting-go-of-quality-for-profit)
## ✏️ [SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇NEW Steemit-Exclusive Satire Series • Lesson No. 02 • Stealing Art 101](https://steemit.com/humor/@grow-pro/shitpost-your-way-to-success-new-steemit-exclusive-satire-series-lesson-no-02-stealing-art-101)
## ✏️ [SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇NEW Steemit-Exclusive Satire Series • Lesson No. 03 • Rebel Writing](https://steemit.com/shitposting/@grow-pro/shitpost-your-way-to-success-new-steemit-exclusive-satire-series-lesson-no-03-rebel-writing)

![Screen Shot 2018-07-02 at 8.25.31 PM.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbtRFYWmtktgKe1nknoR2Sjhc5WBAopT4W6PKZcZfgJqE/Screen%20Shot%202018-07-02%20at%208.25.31%20PM.png)
<center><h1>🔥It is getting HOT & I'm Just Gettin' Started!!🔥</h1></center>
<center><h3>WE HAD SOME GREAT COMMENTARY [LAST WEEK](https://steemit.com/shitposting/@grow-pro/shitpost-your-way-to-success-new-steemit-exclusive-satire-series-lesson-no-03-rebel-writing), THANKS TO ALL OF YOU!!</h3></center>

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<center><em>all content in this post is original, created for Steemit by @grow-pro</em></center>

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