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Prior to 2014 I never knew the sicknesses in this world are even plentier than the world population. Apparently I write about only beautiful things and life's philosophies but I've been totally mistaken. My mother feel sick in 2014 and you can't imagined my surprise when doctor said she had stroke she won't walk again. He asked me he said "son you need to buy a wheel chair for her cuz she ain't gonna walk again for a godamn long time"
I was in the doctor's office and two people walked in the first looked like a sex addict and  I was right the doctor gave him a prescription and asked him to buy a medicine that the sound ended with something like **IOSIS** the initial sound was tough but the last syllables stuck to me because all the medicine he prescribed sounded the same, only that his eye brows twitched differently when he pronounced them.


I met another doctor apparently I was peeping into his office, when he was asking the woman **do you feel feverish? do you feel like eating SHIT whenever you see the toilet? do you feel nuts** after a long evaluation he ended up telling her she had TUMOR IN HER SENSES** I didn't know if that was the latest sickness to be discovered by scientist or that the doctor had a diploma in COMEDY.

I passed another room and heard another patient shouting **oh doctor it hurts my eyes hurt, my ass is on fire, I feel like dying, I want to kiss an ant, my leg, my teeth, my nose, it's hot** I kept wondering what kind of sickness would make a full grown man scream like a snotty baby.

And something else struck me, have you noticed that hospitals have this peculiar smell? When you're strapped on a bed and you keep wondering if you will die  that moment you start to think about your life, how you could've achieved a lot of things, you even start making resolutions to live a better life if you make it out alive but guess what? It's not really you whose making all these resolution it's the fear of death that's actually controlling the way you think.
Something else is the doctor's handwriting looks like the drawing a 6 month baby's pee. When a doctor writes paracetamol it looks like he's written **PEDICUREMANURE** and you keep thinking how did this man ever become a doctor? 

If you haven't visited a hospital I implore you to write your will and share your property to charity. the kind of drugs and sicknesses that you'd hear will obviously give you headache I once heard a drug called **ROOFIENUL** it may been the way I spelt it but it sounded like a drug use to revive someone who has been **ROOFIED** I heard another one **PROSTINOL** they all ended in *NULL** I kept wondering if the manufacturers are families Believe me you don't want to be in the emergency ward as well if you've probably just eaten a sandwich.


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# I nominate @zoneboy and @streetstyle for the COM challenge

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**Thank you for laughing**

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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