~50 Posts Until Post Count Hits 11,000... Are You Impressed?!? by klye

writing · @klye · Dec 11 '18

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~50 Posts Until Post Count Hits 11,000... Are You Impressed?!?

<center>![IMG_20180412_201916_044.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmYSj667x36t4qzKVQ2TguQME5gboY9ntEpbtQqP2zSam5/IMG_20180412_201916_044.jpg)<br><sub>( RARE selfie of @KLYE without his face pubes... )</sub></center>

Within the foreseeable future ole @KLYE shall breach the fabled ELEVEN THOUSAND post count which will be celebrated with exquisite circular fapping, cheering in Sanskrit and possibly the intake of Doritos.. 

<center>Are you envious?</center>

This beautiful circle jerky shit post courtesy of Red Bull, mental illness and crippling self imposed boredom. Enjoy!

👍 pfunk, drakos, sebastianjago, onealfa, ninkhisibir, thealliance, teamsteem, klye, almvide, eforucom, aftabkhan10, jasonbu, ervin-lemark, barvon, ura-soul, chesatochi, mamadini, gohba.handcrafts, ctime, inesanugerawati, vannour, theghost1980, timbot606, muksihs, progressivechef, yusrizakaria, jannell, rowbvp, vlemon, dadview, enginewitty, rhondak, thistle-rock, phamished, rikue, jatinhota, simgirl, byn, ulqu3, snowpea, adiza, killerwhale, fiftysixnorth, ashleykalila, voaputra, edthecanadian, berlinmoonlight, pedro-lion, pedro-calejo, metametheus, phelimint, marty-arts, freebornsociety, tyedyefirepower, catweasel, dedazenia, arrliinn, crescendoofpeace, molovelly, rumplestiltskin, cygon, jamjamfood, bengy, christheaudioguy, and 11 others

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@aftabkhan10 · Dec 11 '18

Yeah I can see you are on a posting spree today.

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 klye

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@klye · Dec 11 '18

Indeed. Shitposting like a rabid potato to make up for the 2 weeks of laying around naked and being a lazy fuck. :D

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@aftabkhan10 · Dec 11 '18

😂

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@chesatochi · Dec 11 '18

You are a Steemian beast. :)

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👍 klye

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@klye · Dec 11 '18

And ugly as a run over rectum!

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@enginewitty · Dec 11 '18

You crack me up. That include comments or just blog posts?

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👍 klye

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@klye · Dec 11 '18

* **gestures at everything** *

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@pfunk · Dec 11 '18

Ahhh put it back

https://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2014/07/200_s.gif

👍 klye

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@klye · Dec 11 '18

It puts the lotion on the taint.

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@ervin-lemark · Dec 14 '18

I am totally envious. Because of the Sanskrit prat. Please, make a video of it, will you?

Please, skip the Red Bull.

👍 klye

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@klye · Dec 14 '18

Nothing like chanting in dead languages!

Good to see you around.

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