Let me tell you a joke 👌 by ladyrednails

funny · @ladyrednails · Aug 1 '17

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Let me tell you a joke 👌

A young woman sits in front of the judge ...

she is being accused of stealing 100.000$. After listening to all the witnesses and after seeing all the proof, the judge decided upon the young woman's faith. 

His decision  : " Young Lady, after listening to all the witnesses and looking at all the proof I have decided to drop all your charges. For all I know you are innocent and free to go. "

The Woman is very happy about it and smiles widely! 
Her face looks a bit unsure and so she asks the judge ... "Does this mean that I get to keep the money?" 


🐌
The end.
 
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Sitzt eine junge Dame vor Gericht... 
angeklagt wegen Diebstahls von 100.000€ . Nach Anhörung aller Zeugen und nachdem der Richter auch mit den Anwälten gesprochen hat fällt er ein Urteil. 
Der Richter urteilt :" Junge Dame, nach sorgfältiger Abwägung aller Beweise und nach Anhörung aller Zeugen spreche ich sie hiermit von allen Anklagepunkten frei. Es besteht kein zweifel an Ihrer Unschuld. " 

Die Dame ist sehr glücklich und strahlt über beide Ohren hinaus ! 
Sie schaut etwas verunsichert und fragt den Richter ..." Bedeutet das, dass ich das Geld behalten darf?" 


🐌
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@holycitycomedy · Aug 1 '17

hahahahhahah..follow @holycitycomedy and upvote

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@steemitqa · Aug 1 '17

LOL :)

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@ladyrednails · Aug 1 '17

Glad you liked it

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@jocool · Aug 2 '17

Haha Good one

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