 That's right. Today is the day. The day the baby is meant to fall to earth. I left for work after suspiciously patting the good lady's tummy and asking her for the *tenteenth* time if she was absolutely certain nothing was happening. She rather forcefully confirmed that indeed, nothing was happening. It looked like today was going to be a long day of the waiting. The good lady had an appointment with the midwife in the morning. Apparently they are going to check her cervix to see if it's ready.  Always keen to appear ever knowledgeable I nodded wisely at this then waited till I was on the train before googling it on my phone.  I think the retching noises I made disturbed the other passengers somewhat. No matter, what did they know? Myself and the good lady were quite obviously the only people in the world to have ever gone through childbirth before. After I stopped with the *boak-ing* noise I saw an incoming call from the good lady on my phone. Holy flip! So soon? I had only just left. I answered it quickly. *Hello lass. Has the __eagle landed?__*  *What on earth are you talking about? Can you bring in some milk after work?* *Milk?* I took a moment to digest this. *Milk? You mean you aren't calling to advise that the __rabbit is coming out of the hat?__* *No darling, relax. Nothing is happening.* Hmm. I wasn't convinced. Once again I hoped that this whole pregnancy thing wasn't an elaborate ruse she had been carrying out for months in order to have her neck massaged and feet rubbed all the time. I trotted into work, my shoulders bowed. A random woman stopped me in the corridor. *Oh my goodness! Today is the day! You must be so excited!* *Oh yes, like a Panda in a pipe.*  There, I walked on past as she tried to figure that one out. The day eked out slowly. I tried to relax and go with the flow but it wasn't happening. Various people came up and congratulated me for my as yet unborn baby. I smiled but in my head I sneered. *Oh yes, I am amazing. I have fertile jizzums.* It was quite out of character for me to be so ungracious. I think the stress was starting to show. And then in the afternoon it came.  I hurriedly fumbled at my phone. *Hello?* My voice wobbled. A serious voice replied. *Is that Mr Boom?* *Yes, is that the hospital, is my wife there?* *Mr Boom, we are calling about the automobile accident you were in?* *Eh, I wasn't in a... Oh fuckity baws. Get off the fucking phone you knob! I am waiting for a real phone call.* *Mr Boom, we have infor...* *Bite ma banger!* A rather quaint Glasgow term. A banger is a euphemism for a sausage and when I say sausage I mean penis. I think you can figure out the rest from there. I hung up. My vigil goes on.
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | b-day |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 16:34:06 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| team | 0 | 79,311,847,514 | 10% | ||
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| rapp | 0 | 171,481,643,464 | 100% | ||
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| pery | 0 | 26,942,681,370 | 25% | ||
| englishtchrivy | 0 | 379,262,104,672 | 100% | ||
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| redpill | 0 | 1,180,745,066 | 4% | ||
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| swenger | 0 | 20,207,933,511 | 50% | ||
| mandagoi | 0 | 15,093,427,839 | 21% | ||
| me-do | 0 | 359,308,017 | 1% | ||
| mrssignificant | 0 | 6,743,012,617 | 100% | ||
| stadsmanneke | 0 | 5,784,567,451 | 100% | ||
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| eqko | 0 | 44,802,207,203 | 100% | ||
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| riches | 0 | 28,223,185,420 | 100% | ||
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| dowithlove | 0 | 2,355,568,874 | 100% | ||
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| amandajoy | 0 | 188,966,217 | 100% | ||
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| nazarwills | 0 | 990,959,159 | 100% | ||
| kestutisgarys | 0 | 9,285,732,331 | 100% | ||
| dreamarif | 0 | 1,510,413,252 | 10% | ||
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| kharrazi | 0 | 192,888,036 | 0.3% | ||
| yusrizal08 | 0 | 2,706,028,111 | 100% | ||
| lucrative | 0 | 21,275,782,167 | 50% | ||
| lizelle | 0 | 979,547,377 | 100% | ||
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| noboxes | 0 | 5,481,565,207 | 100% | ||
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| karolayn | 0 | 3,428,701,533 | 100% | ||
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| kanashimi | 0 | 62,764,111 | 5% | ||
| jinger | 0 | 1,163,308,774 | 100% | ||
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| miprimerconcurso | 0 | 527,515,001 | 100% | ||
| awchel | 0 | 1,151,433,627 | 100% | ||
| nomishiekh | 0 | 208,721,351 | 100% | ||
| robins | 0 | 1,060,648,544 | 25% | ||
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Interesting story..!
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|---|---|
| author | nomishiekh |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t163456305z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 16:35:00 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:35:00 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,585,205,204 | 1% |
Thank you, I wrote it myself!
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|---|---|
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| permlink | re-nomishiekh-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t163844101z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 16:38:45 |
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Good post I left for work after suspiciously patting the good lady's tummy and asking her for the tenteenth time if she was absolutely certain nothing was happening. Nice
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|---|---|
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| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t163654404z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 16:37:00 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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She was certain :0D
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|---|---|
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| permlink | re-emirzafirdaus-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t163916410z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 16:39:15 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
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More vigiling. I shall vigil with you
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|---|---|
| author | gringalicious |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t163800331z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:38:21 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:38:21 |
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| last_payout | 2017-10-11 16:38:21 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.025 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| promoted | 0.000 SBD |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 11,377,807,806 | 2% |
Thank you for the mutual vigilosity!
| post_id | 14,511,018 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-gringalicious-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t164047944z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:40:48 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:40:48 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 16:40:48 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| promoted | 0.000 SBD |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Very good description of your very palpable nervous activity! Best of luck and happiness.
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|---|---|
| author | windrockswater |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t164054012z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:40:54 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:40:54 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 1 |
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| last_payout | 2017-10-11 16:40:54 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| promoted | 0.000 SBD |
| body_length | 90 |
| author_reputation | 429,866,234,708 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Cheers. It is indeed nervous activity!! I am antsy!!
| post_id | 14,511,290 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
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| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:44:33 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:44:33 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 541,588,901 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| windrockswater | 0 | 541,588,901 | 100% |
goodpost 👍
| post_id | 14,511,349 | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| author | yusrizal08 | ||||||
| permlink | re-meesterboom-2017104t234532529z | ||||||
| category | life | ||||||
| json_metadata | "{"app": "esteem/1.4.7", "format": "markdown+html", "community": "esteem", "tags": "life"}" | ||||||
| created | 2017-10-04 16:45:42 | ||||||
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:45:42 | ||||||
| depth | 1 | ||||||
| children | 1 | ||||||
| net_rshares | 0 | ||||||
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 16:45:42 | ||||||
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 | ||||||
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD | ||||||
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| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD | ||||||
| promoted | 0.000 SBD | ||||||
| body_length | 10 | ||||||
| author_reputation | 2,302,619,733,326 | ||||||
| root_title | "B Day??" | ||||||
| beneficiaries |
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| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD | ||||||
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Thank you 🐼
| post_id | 14,511,557 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-yusrizal08-re-meesterboom-2017104t234532529z-20171004t164857444z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:48:57 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:48:57 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 16:48:57 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 11 |
| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
If you hadn't put the banger in the pipe, the eagle wouldn't have came out of the hat, leaving the rabbit to fall to the earth for the tenteenth time to stand vigil.
| post_id | 14,511,352 |
|---|---|
| author | gikitiki |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t164546716z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:45:45 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:45:45 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 13 |
| net_rshares | 18,963,013,011 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 16:45:45 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.043 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.002 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 165 |
| author_reputation | 8,799,225,435,691 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 18,963,013,011 | 3% |
All of the above!! Wait... What about the Panda? ;0)
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-gikitiki-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t165229307z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:52:30 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:52:30 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 11 |
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| last_payout | 2017-10-11 16:52:30 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| body_length | 55 |
| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| gikitiki | 0 | 2,608,881,492 | 10% |
Who me??
| post_id | 14,512,301 |
|---|---|
| author | gikitiki |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-gikitiki-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t170035107z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:00:33 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:00:33 |
| depth | 3 |
| children | 6 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| body_length | 8 |
| author_reputation | 8,799,225,435,691 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,585,205,204 | 1% |
Well, clearly, when you put the banger in the pipe, the Panda ate it. No wonder it was getting excited, after days of no bamboo to chew on, it would eat anything.
| post_id | 14,524,464 |
|---|---|
| author | kiwideb |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-gikitiki-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t200610891z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 20:05:03 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 20:05:03 |
| depth | 3 |
| children | 3 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 52,615,186,133,157 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
Lol.. thats True anyways, Welldone, @meesterboom I enjoyed reading every line.
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|---|---|
| author | ufxpression |
| permlink | re-gikitiki-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t181227614z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "users": ["meesterboom"], "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 18:12:36 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 18:12:36 |
| depth | 2 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| gikitiki | 0 | 2,608,881,492 | 10% |
Hmm... I feel like a part 2 of this story might be coming when you do actually take this call about the accident.
| post_id | 14,511,595 |
|---|---|
| author | choogirl |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t164926475z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:49:27 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:49:27 |
| depth | 1 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 21,933,660,204,506 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 11,377,807,806 | 2% |
I have taken them before, it can be quite entertaining. One of my finest is a good idea for a post actually!!
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-choogirl-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t165311744z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 16:53:12 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 16:53:12 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 16:53:12 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Oh oh, the waiting!! I wish you the best of luck, and especially your wife. Finally, she is the one who has to put the baby in the world.
| post_id | 14,512,470 |
|---|---|
| author | clio |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t170309661z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:03:09 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:03:09 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 4 |
| net_rshares | 11,377,807,806 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 17:03:09 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.025 SBD |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 11,377,807,806 | 2% |
Thank you!! She has definitely got the hardest part to play. I only have to stand and watch whilst smoking a pipe!! ;0)
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-clio-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t170802454z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:08:03 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:08:03 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 2 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
lol .. still has not landed?
| post_id | 14,516,548 |
|---|---|
| author | englishtchrivy |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-clio-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t180611182z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 18:06:09 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 18:06:09 |
| depth | 3 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 7,593,708,492 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 18:06:09 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 28 |
| author_reputation | 190,059,196,496,849 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
That's ok, but not next to her bed I hope (lol)
| post_id | 14,517,854 |
|---|---|
| author | clio |
| permlink | re-clio-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t182537674z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 18:25:36 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 18:25:36 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 18:25:36 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 10,936,765,212,249 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Nothing beats running to the hospital in the middle of the night... Wishing you both good luck!
| post_id | 14,512,707 |
|---|---|
| author | ladyrebecca |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t170635672z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:06:57 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:06:57 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 11,377,807,806 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 17:06:57 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.025 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 96 |
| author_reputation | 31,622,776,601,683 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 11,377,807,806 | 2% |
I know, I can totally sense it. It's gonna be a night job!
| post_id | 14,512,882 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-ladyrebecca-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t170919502z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:09:18 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:09:18 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 17:09:18 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
You got my vote and a resteem :]
| post_id | 14,512,989 |
|---|---|
| author | imbritish |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t171048473z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | {} |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:10:48 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:10:48 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 11,377,807,806 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 17:10:48 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 265,732,359,927 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 11,377,807,806 | 2% |
Well thank you! Love the username!
| post_id | 14,513,163 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-imbritish-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t171337601z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:13:42 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:13:42 |
| depth | 2 |
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| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 17:13:42 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
"Expectation postponed" that's a tough one! All the best to you and the good lady!
| post_id | 14,513,368 |
|---|---|
| author | kus-knee |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t171651036z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:16:54 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:16:54 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 11,377,807,806 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 17:16:54 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 301,995,172,040,201 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 11,377,807,806 | 2% |
Cheers old dog!! At least I know that every your it is delayed is an hour closer! Cor, I should write motivational posters!
| post_id | 14,514,646 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-kus-knee-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t173713910z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:37:15 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 19:46:00 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 17:37:15 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Very good post . . Thankyou for sharing @meesterboom.. I have followed you
| post_id | 14,513,632 |
|---|---|
| author | nazarwills |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t172117432z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "users": ["meesterboom"], "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 17:21:18 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 17:21:18 |
| depth | 1 |
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Than you very much!
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|---|---|
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 17:37:39 |
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Sometimes they take upto 14 days longer... Hope the little Boom will be born soon mate.
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|---|---|
| author | oaldamster |
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| created | 2017-10-04 17:50:21 |
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Aw man, I don't think I could take it!!
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|---|---|
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 18:00:03 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 18:00:03 |
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Wish for the Boom family that the little man will let his first roar, well okay, cry, hear very soon!
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|---|---|
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| created | 2017-10-04 18:17:30 |
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Great post! You might just be a little bit insane, but you have a fantastic sense of humour...
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|---|---|
| author | dracosalieri |
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| created | 2017-10-04 17:52:24 |
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Cheers mate, you wouldn't be the first to say that!!! (The insane bit hehe)
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 18:00:48 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 18:00:48 |
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Good luck and enjoy the relative peace ;-) Good times ahead :-)
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| author | scottish01 |
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| created | 2017-10-04 18:15:09 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 18:15:09 |
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Haha, wayhay!! I am taking every moment of peace and squeezing the life out of it!!
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| author | meesterboom |
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| created | 2017-10-04 18:51:12 |
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quiet dear friend @meesterboom todays children know what they do, will soon take the flight that brings him to earth. We will all be in sweet waiting.
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|---|---|
| author | jlufer |
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| created | 2017-10-04 18:26:12 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 18:26:12 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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I couldn't have put it better myself!! Cheers mate!!
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| author | meesterboom |
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| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 18:53:12 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 18:53:12 |
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Oh my goodness, I'm on pins and needles here waiting for the big announcement! LOL.
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|---|---|
| author | jcedwards |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t184835502z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 18:48:33 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
So am I, it maybe it's a hernia, I ain't sure!!
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| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-jcedwards-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t190630140z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 19:06:30 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 19:06:30 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| jcedwards | 0 | 2,353,210,162 | 100% |
Ahhh hunny you could have a long wait, I was 14 days over with my first and 10 on my second, keep hanging in there :)
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|---|---|
| author | karenb54 |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t201503322z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 20:15:09 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 20:15:09 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
Jesus man!!! Don't say that!! I'm dying here!!
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-karenb54-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t202126307z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 20:21:24 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 20:21:24 |
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Everyday now is like waiting a month, sorry :)
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|---|---|
| author | karenb54 |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-karenb54-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t202321324z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-10-04 20:23:27 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 20:23:27 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
Oh damn, I keep getting on expecting to find The News...apparently my cave was not as cozy as the good lady's. My kids wanted OUT, nearly two weeks early for both of them. But my sister in law was a week late and had to be induced. You wouldn't think she'd have taken her time if you met my bouncing baby niece, she's less than a year old and already precocious! Is it weird that I'm really excited for you? This is the first steemit baby for me, well the first of my good friends on here to be having one so I feel invested! haha! Just like with Jed's upcoming nuptials :)
| post_id | 14,527,402 |
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| author | dreemit |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t205442680z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 20:54:36 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 20:54:36 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 45,562,250,953 | 9% | ||
| jedau | 0 | 34,080,053,018 | 100% |
It's not weird at all!! In fact you might be one of the few to hear the name and see the pics on that other most hated of social media sites!! I am excited for Jed's nuptials too!! She just had a clarisage bath on the orders of the doula. Fucking Voodoo nonsense!!!
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-dreemit-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t210714039z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 21:07:18 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dreemit | 0 | 19,743,770,869 | 5% |
A what huh bath? voodoo, haha, that does sound a bit new age/crystal/tarot card reading :) "Just rub a piece of purple quartz on the belly and chant omm, brings 'em right out' hahaha! It is for such things that I keep FB- and it seems that it's the only way to communicate with some of my own family and friends- I keep telling them they should get on here! Do you have Jed on yours? I like seeing his family picture posts, Lianne is such a cutie :)
| post_id | 14,530,946 |
|---|---|
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| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 22:00:54 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 22:00:54 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
You're definitely not alone, sis! I think a lot of people are on baby watch haha! First Steemit baby for a lot of us so it's definitely awesome! I'm overflowing with happiness whenever I think of Boom Baby #2 too!
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|---|---|
| author | jedau |
| permlink | re-dreemit-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t092412239z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 09:24:12 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 09:24:12 |
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| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
P.S. LOVE LOVE LOVE the trading card!!
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|---|---|
| author | dreemit |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t205759301z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 20:57:51 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 20:57:51 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 7,593,708,492 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 20:57:51 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 165,111,672,942,758 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
It's good innit!!!
| post_id | 14,528,634 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-dreemit-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t211525693z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 21:15:24 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 21:15:45 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 21:15:24 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| body_length | 18 |
| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
hahahaha :D You hold your horses on that vigil! We are with you!!!
| post_id | 14,531,394 |
|---|---|
| author | velimir |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t221148098z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 22:11:51 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 22:11:51 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 3 |
| net_rshares | 7,593,708,492 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 22:11:51 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| body_length | 66 |
| author_reputation | 844,630,318,583,967 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
Holding tight man, I have a feeling that tonight is the night!!
| post_id | 14,532,251 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-velimir-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171004t223015487z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-04 22:30:18 |
| last_update | 2017-10-04 22:30:18 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 2 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-11 22:30:18 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Please, post the photo of the baby without the cartoon effect! :D hehehe
| post_id | 14,560,488 |
|---|---|
| author | velimir |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-velimir-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t074528987z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 07:45:30 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 07:45:30 |
| depth | 3 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 7,593,708,492 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 07:45:30 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| body_length | 72 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
Very well written! You have a great style!
| post_id | 14,543,820 |
|---|---|
| author | michaeldavid |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t053407563z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 02:34:15 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 02:34:15 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 2 |
| net_rshares | 11,390,562,738 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 02:34:15 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.019 SBD |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 11,390,562,738 | 2% |
Cheers mate! I try my best :0)
| post_id | 14,555,029 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-michaeldavid-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t060916082z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 06:09:15 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 06:09:15 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 06:09:15 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Trying isn't doing... I'd say you are doing :)
| post_id | 14,705,744 |
|---|---|
| author | michaeldavid |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-michaeldavid-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171007t143723779z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-07 11:37:33 |
| last_update | 2017-10-07 11:37:33 |
| depth | 3 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
B Day? Isn't Boom Day every day? Oh you mean the birth! Ahh! It is finally upon us. I feel like it was only yesterday when the conception was confirmed, and now the symphony is ready to welcome the booming bundle of boy... I mean JOY! Booming bundle of joy!! Has your good lady not learned from that other time she played The Boy Who Cried Wolf on you? Haha! Maybe she derives happiness from seeing you jittery, dude. I do know of other pregnant women who thrives on the anxiety of their mate. I heard that it helps ease the delivery. So, I guess just roll with it, brother. Just roll with it. Oh man, I'm so psyched for you, dudeskie!! First pregnancy that I've tracked from the very beginning fully online! It's quite exhilarating! Have a healthy delivery you two lovebirds!!
| post_id | 14,565,865 |
|---|---|
| author | jedau |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t092252459z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 09:22:54 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 09:22:54 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 6 |
| net_rshares | 15,187,416,984 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 09:22:54 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.027 SBD |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 15,187,416,984 | 3% |
The waiting goes on!! The good lady is just as desperate as me to get this party started. Alas though. Nothing. I have been giving her the arched brow repeatedly but it doesn't seem to be having an effect :0)
| post_id | 14,567,363 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-jedau-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t094943188z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 09:49:45 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 09:49:45 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 5 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Perhaps you should revisit your theory that it's an elaborate ruse to get back massage and foot rubs. Is the doula in fact a struggling actress just trying to get by? Are the doctors and midwives in on the whole thing?? Is the *Al Queda* guy in on the whole thing as well!? The conspiracy deepens!! On a more serious note...  <sub>*(It's line is straight because it's not playing around)*</sub> The way we're taught to induce labor in acupuncture is to massage about an index finger length from the inner side of the left medial malleolus. Here's a pic: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e4/88/ef/e488ef01ec18ce2698f5e4966432371d--acupuncture-points-acupressure-points.jpg Also, above the left knee. We've also been taught to prick the outermost toe, but I haven't seen that really work. I hope it helps!
| post_id | 14,578,153 |
|---|---|
| author | jedau |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-jedau-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t124255691z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "image": ["https://steemitimages.com/DQmfDtgKFB9S3msqTSUyAM8hM8Wda9pw19c4tpQvkhpaxc8/serious-note.png"], "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 12:42:57 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 12:42:57 |
| depth | 3 |
| children | 4 |
| net_rshares | 18,984,271,230 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 12:42:57 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.037 SBD |
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| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 914 |
| author_reputation | 49,608,438,314,307 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 18,984,271,230 | 4% |
ETA+1....! Every day past the due date feels like a week if I remember rightly! Aw, I just had a shock. I typed in 'meesterboom' in the steemit url to hop on over and was presented with a *this user doesn't exist* notice. I nearly fell off my chair! Obviously, I just spelled it wrong though. :) And congrats on being the new face of the Steemit trading cards!! How cool is that?! May your vigil end joyously very soon!!
| post_id | 14,577,697 |
|---|---|
| author | johleen |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t123534951z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 12:35:33 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 12:35:33 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 3 |
| net_rshares | 7,593,708,492 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 12:35:33 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 428 |
| author_reputation | 4,190,079,105,786 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
Hehe, imagine I did just cease to exist. That would be a pisser and no mistake! Thank you, I am counting the minutes till the arrival. Still not here. Raging.
| post_id | 14,579,744 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-johleen-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t130719527z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 13:07:21 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 13:07:21 |
| depth | 2 |
| children | 2 |
| net_rshares | 1,353,064,755 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 13:07:21 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 159 |
| author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| johleen | 0 | 1,353,064,755 | 5% |
It would be nothing less than a travesty!! Aw haha I have a close friend who lives in Dumfries. He always finishes his sentences with "Raging" if something's pissed him off. Must be a Scottish thing!
| post_id | 14,580,984 |
|---|---|
| author | johleen |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-johleen-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t132551863z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 13:25:54 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 13:25:54 |
| depth | 3 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 7,593,708,492 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 13:25:54 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 200 |
| author_reputation | 4,190,079,105,786 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
You must be on pins and needles, hope you have that baby very soon.
| post_id | 14,587,706 |
|---|---|
| author | bigbear |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t150514851z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 15:05:18 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 15:05:18 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 1 |
| net_rshares | 7,593,708,492 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 15:05:18 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| body_length | 67 |
| author_reputation | 65,229,559,309,933 |
| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 7,593,708,492 | 1% |
So do i!! I really do. I am struggling with the tension!
| post_id | 14,596,297 |
|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-bigbear-re-meesterboom-b-day-20171005t170955396z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-10-05 17:09:57 |
| last_update | 2017-10-05 17:09:57 |
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| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2017-10-12 17:09:57 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| root_title | "B Day??" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |