Banned in America! by michelle.gent

banned · @michelle.gent · Jan 13 '17

$7.63

Banned in America!

For real! These were banned in America and I know why!

WARNING! Graphic images of a corpse pictured below.

http://i.imgur.com/6RA8ksn.jpg

These Kinder Surprise Eggs were banned in America and the ban was only lifted three years ago.

The reason Kinder Surprise Eggs were banned is because in every one, there is a corpse of…


http://i.imgur.com/VQc076M.jpg

A DEAD Minion!

👍 ned, val-a, michael-b, michael-a, proskynneo, wackou, ericvancewalton, wang, jackkang, lafona-miner, abdullar, cryptoctopus, jrcornel, delegate.lafona, asmolokalo, anyx, rok-sivante, opheliafu, sweetsssj, ezzy, roelandp, tuck-fheman, the-alien, bue, sauravrungta, paco, michelle.gent, booja, fyrstikken, prufarchy, dragosroua, meerkat, lafona5, pkattera, englishtchrivy, vcelier, alienbutt, herverisson, juanmiguelsalas, iflagtrash, samstonehill, rynow, steemizen, svamiva, nepalipahad, s0u1, dresden, karenmckersie, shredlord, dodders007, kiwideb, profitgenerator, shla-rafia, crowdfundedwhale, steevc, orientaledu, pery, timbot606, shadowspub, ocrdu, jeff-kubitz, cryptofunk, darthnava, steempowerwhale, and 58 others

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@herverisson · Jan 13 '17

I found it ridiculous as well. But sadly... You can find cases when they caused death http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html

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@michelle.gent · Jan 13 '17

I'm pleased to see the girl survived.

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@sauravrungta · Jan 13 '17

I made my way through your post very slowly in case I saw even a hint of an actual corpse (because I'm a little b**** :P)

And when I saw " A DEAD Minion", my anxious look turned into this expression -->  -_-  LOL

👍 michelle.gent, scan0017, southbaybits

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@michelle.gent · Jan 13 '17

Sorry ;)

👍 sauravrungta

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@englishtchrivy · Jan 13 '17

@michelle.gent I clicked cause I really thought what on earth is wrong with it?
@razvanelulmarin loves kinder eggs
It's a Dutch thing - so you guys actually have it there!

👍 michelle.gent

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@michelle.gent · Jan 13 '17

My kids loved them too. We went on holiday (vacation) to America a number of years ago, and found out they were banned.

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@englishtchrivy · Jan 13 '17

@michelle.gent oh that's sad ey.

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1 reply

@zedikaredirect · Jan 13 '17

Funny <- but its missing that tag, and possibly abusing others, consider changing them or ajusting that in future jokes.

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@michelle.gent · Jan 13 '17

Which tag do you believe I'm abusing with this article?

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@zedikaredirect · Jan 14 '17

I would just have tagged funny and not all those other categories where your post ends up showing where i don't think it fits, it's just a suggestion you got an upvote not a flag ;)

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@prufarchy · Jan 13 '17

Yes, this was one of the Candies of Mass Destruction (CMD's) that American intelligence agencies identified as Russian influenced, many years ago. It's banning has led to a greater degree of freedom and has even improved our economy!!

JK, my country is a jackass that loves to ban things

👍 michelle.gent

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@michelle.gent · Jan 13 '17

Woah! You had me going there!

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@prufarchy · Jan 13 '17

;) sad thing is that these days that narrative might actually work haha

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