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<h3>Contraception failure</h3>

<i><b>Indonesia</b></i>
Seorang ibu menemui dokter untuk periksa kehamilan 

Dokter: Loh ibu ini kan yg tempo hari periksa, emang ibu hamil lagi ya?
Ibu: iya dok?
Dokter: apa obat KB yang saya beri tempo hari ibu tidak minum?
Ibu: minum dok ! 
Dokter: lantas kenapa ibu bisa hamil??
Ibu: ya, gimana tidak mau hamil dok, obat baru nyampe leher, celana dalam udah nyampe lutut.

<i><b>English</b></i>
A married woman to see a doctor to check her pregnancy 

Doctor: hey... I thought you already checked the pregnancy previously? Are you pregnant again?

The woman: yes I am.

Doctor: didn't you take the drugs of birth control that I prescribed?

The woman: yes I did! 

Doctor: then why can you get pregnant ??

The woman: how can't I get pregnancy, while I took the drug.. the drug was still in my throat, but my underwear already dropped to my knee.

<h3>Contraception failure</h3>

<i><b>Indonesia</b></i>
Seorang ibu menemui dokter untuk periksa kehamilan 

Dokter: Loh ibu ini kan yg tempo hari periksa, emang ibu hamil lagi ya?
Ibu: iya dok?
Dokter: apa obat KB yang saya beri tempo hari ibu tidak minum?
Ibu: minum dok ! 
Dokter: lantas kenapa ibu bisa hamil??
Ibu: ya, gimana tidak mau hamil dok, obat baru nyampe leher, celana dalam udah nyampe lutut.

<i><b>English</b></i>
A married woman to see a doctor to check her pregnancy 

Doctor: hey... I thought you already checked the pregnancy previously? Are you pregnant again?

The woman: yes I am.

Doctor: didn't you take the drugs of birth control that I prescribed?

The woman: yes I did! 

Doctor: then why can you get pregnant ??

The woman: how can't I get pregnancy, while I took the drug.. the drug was still in my throat, but my underwear already dropped to my knee.

### Mana lebih lucu, riddle yang lucu atau cerita yang lucu

(Indonesia) 
Seorang steemian baru bernama @debay  tengah mengikuti sebuah kontes teka-teki
Yang diadakan oleh @mrday
Mrday: “Selamat, Anda telah berhasil menempuh semua tes yang kami adakan. Kini anda menghadapi tes terakhir, yakni tes tanya jawab. Kami akan mengajukan pertanyaan, Anda bisa memilih. Pilihannya, anda menjawab 10 pertanyaan gampang atau 1 pertanyaan yang sulit yang memerlukan jawaban logis. Nah, kami berikan pada anda untuk memilih jenis pertanyaan dari kami.”

(Setelah beberapa saat berpikir).

Debay: "Saya akan memilih 1 pertanyaan yang sulit."

Mrday: "Baiklah, menurut anda duluan mana telur atau ayam?”

Debay: (Berpikir sejenak) “Duluan telur Pak!”

Mrday: “Mengapa anda menganggap lebih dahulu telur dibanding ayam?”

Debay: “Maaf, tadi Bapak sudah berjanji hanya akan menanyakan 1 pertanyaan sulit saja.”

Mrday : @#¥*@#¥
😂😂😂

(English) 
A new steemian named @debay is following a puzzle contest
Hosted by @mrday

Mrday: "Congratulations, you've got all the tests we've done. Now you are facing the last test, the Q & A test. We will ask a question, you can choose. Optionally, you answer 10 easy questions or 1 difficult questions that require a logical answer. Well, we give you to choose the kind of questions from us. "

(After a while thinking).

Debay: "I will choose 1 difficult question."

Mrday: "Well, what do you think of eggs or chicken first?"

Debay: (Think for a moment) "eggs is first sir!"

Mrday: "Why do you think ahead of eggs than chicken?"

Debay: "I'm sorry, you promised that you would only ask 1 difficult question."

Mrday : @#¥¥@#%
😂😂😂

@steemitbc #indonesia #humors #aceh

“mana lebih lucu, riddle yang lucu atau cerita yang lucu”.

English :

There is a story, there has been an accident on a plane boarded by 3
Pilot people,
but lucky, they can do
an emergency landing on an island in an unidentified area.

Not long after that, the three Pilots were captured by the primitive tribe on the island.
Their hands and feet were tied to death, because they landed in the forbidden territory of the primitive tribe.
In a mixed language they pleaded with the chief to be forgiven,
Finally the Chief Tribe said.

Chief Tribe: "Well, I can forgive you, but there is a requirement, the condition that you now go into the woods and bring back 10 pieces of any fruit.
I give you one hour, if you guys
late, then you guys I'll punish ''

With the steadfast spirit of the three pilots enter the forest and
race to find fruits.
Pilot 1 came first and he handed the fruit to the chief,
but the Pilots came too late from the time already given by the Chief Tribe.

Pilot 1: "Chief Tribe, I came with 10 apples, now I beg, forgive me".

Chief Tribe: "You do not like it first, as punishment for coming too late, you quickly put 10 apples into your butt hole, but there are conditions, if the 10 pieces you managed to enter it all, then you will I forgive.
But when you enter the fruit, you show an expression of laughter or pain, then you will kill me too. "

Then the first pilot (1) begins to put the fruit into his butt, the first apple enters successfully, as well as the 2nd apple, but at the time of the 3rd apple, the first Pilot can not bear the pain and then screams in pain. The first pilot was immediately killed and entered Heaven.

Then it was the second Pilot's turn (2) he came with 10 grapes, and the chief gave the same command as the first pilot, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 grapes made it easy, but when the moment want
entering the 9th wine, the second Pilot's head (2) was immediately killed by the Tribal's head, and the second Pilot (2) went directly into Heaven.😁😎

In Heaven, the second Pilot (2) meets the first pilot (1) and they share the story.

Pilot 2: "How can you be killed,?, What do you bring with you?"

Pilot 1: "I brought an apple and I screamed in pain because I could not.

Pilot 2: "Wow, you should be killed if I am lucky to bring grapes".

Pilot 1: "Then why can you be killed too?"

Pilot 2: "Look, when I've got the eighth grapes in, I'm laughing out loud when I want to put the ninth grapes so I'm killed right away." 😁

Pilot 1: "Why can you laugh out loud?"

Pilot 2: "because I saw the third Pilot (3) returning from the forest with a big smile with 10 Durians." 😜😁

 imagine what happened. 😂😂

Indonesia :

Ada sebuah kisah, telah terjadi sebuah kecelakaan pada pesawat yang ditumpangi oleh 3 orang Pilot,
namun beruntung, mereka bisa melakukan
pendaratan darurat di sebuah pulau di wilayah yang tidak dikenali.

Tidak lama setelah itu, 3 orang Pilot tersebut ditangkap oleh suku primitif yang berada di pulau tersebut.
Tangan dan juga kaki mereka diikat untuk dihukum mati, karena mereka mendarat di wilayah terlarang suku primitif itu.
Dengan bahasa yang campur adur mereka memohon pada kepala suku untuk diampuni,
Akhirnya Sang Kepala Suku itu berkata.

Kepala Suku: ”Baiklah, aku bisa mengampuni kalian, tetapi ada syarat, syaratnya kalian sekarang pergi ke hutan dan kembali membawa 10 butir buah-buahan apa saja.
Aku berikan kalian waktu satu jam, jika kalian
terlambat, maka kalian akan saya beri hukuman''

Dengan semangat teguh ketiga pilot tersebut masuk hutan dan
berlomba untuk mencari buah-buahan.
Pilot 1 datang pertama kali dan dia menyerahkan buah-buahan untuk kepala suku,
akan tetapi Pilot-Pilot tersebut datang terlambat dari waktu yang sudah diberikan oleh Kepala Suku.

Pilot 1 : "Kepala Suku, saya datang membawa 10 buah Apel, sekarang saya mohon, ampuni saya".

Kepala Suku: " kamu jangan senang dulu, sebagai hukuman karena  sudah datang terlambat, cepat kamu masukkan 10 buah apel tadi ke lubang pantatmu, tetapi ada syaratnya, apabila ke 10 buah tersebut berhasil kamu masukkan semuanya, maka kamu akan saya ampuni.
Tapi apabila saat kamu memasukkan buah tersebut, kamu menunjukkan ekspresi tertawa atau kesakitan, maka detik itu juga kamu akan saya bunuh".

Lalu Pilot pertama (1)mulai memasukkan buah tersebut ke pantatnya, buah apel pertama masuk dengan sukses, begitu juga dengan buah apel ke 2, tapi pada saat buah apel ke 3, Pilot yang pertama tidak bisa menahan rasa sakit dan kemudian diapun menjerit kesakitan.Pilot pertama langsung dibunuh dan masuk ke Surga.

Lalu giliran Pilot yang kedua (2) ia datang membawa 10 butir buah anggur, dan kepala suku memberi perintah yang sama dengan pilot yang pertama,  1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 buah anggur berhasil masuk dengan mudah,namun ketika saat mau
memasukkan anggur yang ke 9, kepala Pilot kedua (2) langsung dibunuh oleh kepala Suku, dan Pilot kedua (2) langsung masuk Surga.😁😎

Di Surga, Pilot kedua (2) bertemu dengan pilot pertama (1) dan mereka berbagi cerita.

Pilot 2 : "Kok kamu bisa dibunuh,?, kamu bawa buah apa?"

Pilot 1: "saya bawa buah Apel dan aku menjerit kesakitan karna tidak sanggup.

Pilot 2 : "Wah, Pantas kamu dibunuh. Kalau aku beruntung membawa buah anggur".

Pilot 1 : "Lalu kenapa kamu bisa dibunuh juga,?"

Pilot 2 : "Begini, saat aku sudah berhasil memasukkan buah anggur yang ke-8, aku tertawa terbahak-bahak pada saat mau memasukkan buah anggur yang ke-9. Jadi aku langsung dibunuh".😁

Pilot 1 : "Kenapa kamu bisa tertawa terbahak-bahak?"

Pilot 2 : "karna aku melihat Pilot ketiga (3) kembali dari hutan sambil tersenyum lebar dengan membawa 10 buah Durian."😜😁 

bayangkan apa yang terjadi. 

@steemitbc #contest #humors

Thanks to
@mrday
@paulag
@legendchew
@abh12345

lol nice twist here - I was not expecting this one.  Love it.  You have a hard job picking a winner

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Entry riddle contest @mrday

=KENTUT=
Ditengah suasana serius dlm rapat sekolah, tiba-tiba ada yg kentut.Inilah komentar setiap guru.
Guru Biologi: ini merupakan ciri ciri makhluk hidup dalam melanjutkan hidupnya.
Guru PKN: Inilah salah satu ciri khas bangsa kita. suka menahan diri sampe akhirnya kebobolan sendiri.
Guru Fisika: Inilah tenaga dalam. tenaga yg dipakai tidak terlalu besar, tetapi hasilnya luar biasa.
Guru seni: bunyinya terletak di nada F* Guru bahasa Indonesia: aromanya sulit diungkapkan lewat kata kata.
Guru agama: Inilah salah satu yg membatalkan wudhu.
Guru geografi: Posisi keberadaannya mengikuti arah angin.
Guru Kimia: H2S yang mengotori Atmosfer.
Guru Ekonomi : Inilah prinsip utama untuk hasil besar dari pengeluaran sekecil kecilnya.
Guru matematika: Baunya tidak dapat dikali tapi bisa dibagi.
Guru Sosiologi: salah satu perilaku menyimpang pada sikap seseorang.
Guru Sejarah: ini salah satu sebab terjadinya perang dalam sejarah dunia.
GURU KIMIA: inilah hasil dari proses perubahan zat padat menjadi Gas yang memabukan.

English

= Fart =
Amid the serious atmosphere in school meetings, suddenly there is a fart.Inilah comment every teacher.
Biology Teacher: This is the hallmark of living things in continuing life.
PKN Teachers: This is one of the characteristics of our nation. like to hold back until finally conceded themselves.
Physics Teachers: This is inner power. power used is not too big, but the results are amazing.
Art teacher: the sound lies in the tone F * Indonesian teacher: the aroma is difficult to express through words.
Religious teacher: This is one of those who abrogate ablution.
Geography teacher: The position of its existence follows the direction of the wind.
Chemistry Guru: H2S that pollutes the Atmosphere.
Economics Master: This is the main principle for the great outcome of small expenditure.
Mathematics teacher: The smell can not be multiplied but can be shared.
Teacher Sociology: one of deviant behavior on one's attitude.
History Teacher: This is one of the causes of war in the history of the world.
CHEMICAL TEACHER: this is the result of the process of converting solids into intoxic Gas.

@steemitbc #humor #riddle

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