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If you ever needed proof Theresa May's government doesn't give a 'flying F***'
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# Party Conference season… is upon Britain once more


Every October, the major Political Parties in the UK take turns to swan off to a seaside town and preach to their converted about stuff they plan on (but will never get around to) doing. 

This week it’s the turn of the Conservative Party to do their bit.

# Bum note

I must admit I tune out of anything a politician has to say… “by their deeds, shall they be known.” However there was a clip of UK Prime Minister Theresa May’s keynote speech that caught my eye today. 

Just the PM was spouting off about ‘an image of modern Britain and all its diversity, compassion and strength…” an image that she had not planned for was forming behind head.

A sign that initially read,


# <center>“BUILIDING A COUNTRY THAT WORKS FOR EVERYONE”</center>
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Slowly but surely stopped "working" for her…  First the “F” went flying to the ground:

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And by the end the whole backdrop had fallen to pieces:

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# Taxi for the PM

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To make matters worse, a ‘prankster’ (#security-risk) managed to interrupt the PM’s speech, by handing her a fake P45 (a tax document you get in the UK when your employment ends):

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I always marvel at just how lax security is at these events.... good to see no complacency at this Conference in the current climate! However I guess the Conference is a jolly after-all.

# Cough… cough

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And the highlight of the speech… can be summed up *cough cough...* as follows

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F-ing shambles!

I guess the speech could have gone worse for the PM, she could have choked on that cough sweet!

### Oh well.. hopefully this speech is not a “sign” of things to come!

### Bring on those Brexit negotiations.... *cough... cough*
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@techwizardry ·
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You mean bring on those B exit neg ti   ons...  ugh...  ugh ?
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@meesterboom · 
I thought the P45 was class, hehe!
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@mcsamm · 
very interesting post...your post are so amazing and makes your readers crave for more..thanks @nanzo-scoop for making #steemit so lively for us.the entire #steemitghana crew keep following you for your support and good work...
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@sammarkjames · 
What a twat! 

Letters disappearing, reminds me of the money promised to the NHS for Brexit...
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@blazing · 
kind of too political hehe :D
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@barrydutton · 
Government.  

So efficient and timely.  LOL

It is perfectly summed up here by you.
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@jist · 
Hang on a minute, i just had a nap in my freezer, Where is John Major?!!?
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@navala · 
Ha ha ha .. nice one
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@herzaseptian · 
Means each country and each region the same Sir @nanzoo-scoop, I think the only system of Government in my place just like that, a massive campaign, giving sweet promises of making everyone fall asleep with promises that, but after a successful outcome given zero big Sir. But I am very confident every region and every country will definitely get the Government as we always wanted. Just wait the time Sir. ;)
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@upgrade · 
Britain needs a Trump, or at least a Farage.
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@navala · 
The coughing was hillarious .. the garbage she talks was even more funny !!  Great post , followed n upvoted .
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@jamila-ym · 
Rolling on the Floor
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