I raised an idiot. by notb4mycoffee

punchline · @notb4mycoffee · Jul 4 '18

$15.77

I raised an idiot.

When your son informs you that he left his phone in the jeans that are currently in the washing machine. 

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@ihashblox · Jul 4 '18

🤔🤨😐....not good.

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@holybranches · Jul 5 '18

better be happy. what an honest kid you got there.

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