It could be worse. by punchline

punchline · @punchline · Sep 8 '18

$9.36

It could be worse.

You thought blue balls were bad?

Try dating her.

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*Giphy*

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huh funny

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ohh, i was gonna have scrambled eggs for breakfast...now, not so sure

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$0.05

Ah so those are eggs 

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

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She's taking this whole dominatrix thing a bit too far

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