### _Oops, I did it again._ ### ------ **Feedback from my first video:** - "lol i'm in tears and almost sharted." - @kevinwong - "MATT!!!! This may be your best work yet!! hahaha OMG I might have been laughing harder than @berniesanders was in this video!" - @coruscate - A 95% upvote from Bernie's trail. ---- #### Maybe the community needs to laugh about all of this drama to get it out of our systems... I know that I do. #### # So, here's a second one to help with that. (Take a seat.) _<sup>Make sure subtitles / captions are on via CC option._</sup> ----- https://youtu.be/onV4MbWaQ74 As more humor, I finished this entire thing and YouTube failed when I went to save it. I had to redo it alllll over again. I missed making the post office and gym for the remake, but got so much exercise from laughing that I'll be ok. (Thankfully I attended Ned's speech in person at SteemFest, so it was easy to do most of this from memory.) # Wait, there's more!!! My first Bernie/Ned video is below. #### [Bernie Sanders gave up his privacy to interview @ned on his recent power downs.](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@steemmatt/my-exclusive-video-of-bernie-sanders-interviewing-ned-scott-comedy-open-mic-week-44) Just the video to save a step: #### _Make sure subtitles / captions are on via CC option._ #### https://youtu.be/l5_3vWv_4gM ## I hope you all laughed your faces off. ## Thanks to Ned and Andrew for their amazing senses of humor as we do our best to keep things positive around here. Please feel free to share this with any Steemians who could use a good cackle. Which one did you like better? Comment/vent away! COM Nom to @blewitt and @llfarms to get some laughs in. Follow fo' mo'. Thank you, @steemmatt
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Amazing brother, can't stop laughing :-) Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)
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Tell me about it! I've been laughing for 2 days straight at this rate. These are so much fun to make, and thankfully I have so much material to work with. Really appreciate the comment and generous upvote. I'll enjoy this for a day and then see what I can drum up next.
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We need this for sure. Resteemed.
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Glad you could catch this. Thank you for the great gesture!!
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now this is some funny stuff right here!!
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Glad I'm not the only one. I was starting to feel a little crazy around here. Haha.
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Oh my giddy aunt. I just weed a bit in my pants. That was hilarious. My hubby had NO clue what I was losing my shit over. He isn't a Steemian and this comedic politics just is above his head. Thankyou... had a shit of a day, van broke down, bad news from fam in UK.. needed this. Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)
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I really want people to laugh and this is why. Mission accomplished. Now go get a new pair of pants and fill your husband in on what happened.
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Haha he's just looking at me like I've lost my marbles.. happens whenever I talk about steem. Resteemed and sharing in my channels x Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)
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Hi steemmatt, Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge). This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.) #### Judges: - @idikuci - @pechichemena - @llfarms If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny) <center>[Click To Vote](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1) @ComedyOpenMic For Witness And Disrupt The Steem Blockchain With Laughter!<a href="https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1"> <img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448711994275659777/454625592675926026/image.jpg" alt="Support COM Banner" style="width:42px;height:42px;border:0;"> </a> <sub>Thank you to @matytan for the great banner </sub></center>
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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| wargamer | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
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|---|---|
| author | creativetruth |
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| created | 2019-01-26 07:33:42 |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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| dustsweeper | 0 | 53,197,902,499 | 5.5% |
Haha. The plastic bottle is so random. Not the teeth, words, or several of Tom's flawless faces. The bottle.
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| author | steemmatt |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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| author | whatsup |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ackza | 0 | 103,951,544,966 | 100% | ||
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Thank you. At least we're having some good clean fun while we see where this wonderful ship is headed.
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| whatsup | 0 | 15,463,518,761 | 4% |
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| author | thevillan |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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| frogcake | 0 | 781,113,948,140 | 100% |
Thanks man. I honestly can't tell between the two. I'll just have to make more so I forget about this debate.
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| author | steemmatt |
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| category | funny |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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Damn it!! I tried to let my SP recharge before upvoting you and frogcake came in again to show me up. I really need to hop down under to Adelaide to get in on this new cult.
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| author | steemmatt |
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| category | funny |
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| created | 2019-01-26 16:26:27 |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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| thevillan | 0 | 36,294,027,465 | 30% |
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| author | thevillan |
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| category | funny |
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| created | 2019-01-26 22:52:45 |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| steemmatt | 0 | 16,315,357,623 | 15% | ||
| thevillan | 0 | 40,788,881,353 | 39% |
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| author | abh12345 |
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| category | funny |
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| created | 2019-01-26 09:08:24 |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| maarnio | 0 | 65,140,443,185 | 22% | ||
| steemmatt | 0 | 51,099,904,308 | 50% |
Hah. I go to bed laughing about this now, and you wake up laughing to this. Keep it rolling. Thank you.
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| author | steemmatt |
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| category | funny |
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| created | 2019-01-26 09:21:06 |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| abh12345 | 0 | 48,389,197,823 | 8% |
You set my weekend off to a good start thanks for this 😂 Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)
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| author | digitaldan |
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| category | funny |
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| created | 2019-01-26 09:31:33 |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| steemmatt | 0 | 25,144,746,874 | 25% | ||
| sbi6 | 0 | 51,567,504,133 | 11.89% |
Of course! I did half of the work, you finding and appreciating it was the other half.
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| author | steemmatt |
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| category | funny |
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| created | 2019-01-26 16:14:39 |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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Rofl, this is genius!
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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| steemmatt | 0 | 25,019,202,048 | 25% |
That's a high compliment. Thank you!
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| category | funny |
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| root_title | "**ATTN: Exclusive Video Subtitles Of NED On Stage At SteemFest 3!** - We All Need To Laugh. Brace Yourselves. (Comedy Open Mic Week 44 - Entry 2)" |
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 brilliant, sir! ..cant stop, need to go change underwear...
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| author | lucylin |
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Hahaha These are the types of replies I was striving for. Wait, that sounded weird. F*ck. Thank you.
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Hahahaha.... yes you did it again I think I liked this one just a little bit better :)
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I'm starting to agree with you. I also never knew Ned only had 2 teeth. He obviously bit off more than he can chew here. Glad you caught both of these. Happy to make you laugh over across the pond there.
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haha he'd probably do pretty well as our ceo
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Now that's a (im)peachy idea...
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Both videos are absolutely brilliant! That being said, I should have come up with it lol. You made my day! Now I have to go and wipe my tears, and put the kids at ease because they thought they would have to call the looney bus.😝
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Thanks! If you start hearing or seeing Ned's voice as subtitles when your kids speak today, then you should actually call the bus.
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Well, then maybe it's time, because my daughter's subtitles just told me that Berniesanders has been living under our roof all along, and we never knew... I was already wondering why he spent so much time laughing out loud in front of the computer, but I just figured he was talking to his gamer friends...Now I know the truth.
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It's true... It's true! 😂😂 Man you win with this one. 🤣
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Your balance is below $0.3. Your account is running low and should be replenished. You have roughly 10 more @dustsweeper votes. Check out the Dustsweeper FAQ here: https://steemit.com/dustsweeper/@dustsweeper/dustsweeper-faq
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Wow, dude that was hilarious 😂 Quite the commentary ;) I didn’t realize I wasn’t following u anymore...not sure how that happens but it happens to me frequently with other various accounts. I missed soooo much!!! Gotta leave for the Toronto Steem Meet but i’ll be sure to check back for the bernie vid!
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Damn you nominating me!!!!!! Fucker!!! I don't know what dark creepy rabbit hole you had to slink down in to find these "classics" but keep searching for more of these. Very fuckin funny man... I don't even want to see your browser history...
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...hahah
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This is classic
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Thank you. I'd never see any video of that comedian before, but know I had to do God's work by making this post as soon as I heard that laugh.
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