The Future has Cum! Pornhub Now Accepts Verge! by steemychicken1

verge · @steemychicken1 · Apr 17 '18 (edited)

$22.47

The Future has Cum! Pornhub Now Accepts Verge!

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<p>Turns out "The Future Has Cum":</p>
<p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMVYFPEbLVo</p>
<p>Well.. that was a funny video!</p>
<p>So, will you be using verge on Pornhub? :D</p>
<p><br></p>
</html>

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@imrans · Apr 17 '18

video threshold of a very nice future friends.

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@williampierce · Apr 17 '18

Now the next step is for Verge to rename as CuckCoin

👍 moarafatshow

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@moarafatshow · Apr 17 '18

I thought of quite a few, sadly none of them “came” as close as yours. 

Take bow my friend this deserves an upvote.

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@cryptohumster · Apr 17 '18

$0.09

Verge has lost a lot with this anouncement games. You can't anounce an anouncement in crypto. We buy the rumors and sell the news. Pornhub partnership is a good news, but it will cause a huge dupm now. They've played themselves.

👍 frankvvv

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@frankvvv · Apr 21 '18

$0.12

LOL "played with themselves". I guess they should have had "a stronger hold on it".  :)

👍 frankvvv

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@cryptomined · Apr 18 '18

Vergina Coin, upvoted +1$ :)

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@sirstacksalot · Apr 20 '18

$1.16

Verge just pigeon-holed their coin in a pathetic, last ditch attempt to stay relevant.

👍 sirstacksalot, nikethemutt

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@frankvvv · Apr 21 '18

$0.12

The real question is: who still pays for porn?

👍 frankvvv

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