How to: Make a Trendy Jeans! by terrycraft

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How to: Make a Trendy Jeans!
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What should I do if I tore my jeans? Just look at it. Hmm, the nuisance!

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![IMG_20170531_151009.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQme8iJRCgYarqM7CGWYDPP6ACDnTnMi2zxLcfoZVafAZ9u/IMG_20170531_151009.jpg)

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![IMG_20170531_151052.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTkjaBrJPWcxhdpdNTSGkrV7daX3yQrZN2a4Y6ModECrt/IMG_20170531_151052.jpg)

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Sew... fix... Noooo! It's so boring!

Decided! I will do trendy jeans! :)

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What will I need? What is at hand!

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![IMG_20170531_151401.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPb9V5i6i4NfHopw3pWuja4DfKJm5S9aQnKu6SX4nkTnn/IMG_20170531_151401.jpg)

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Well, well, well... We'll cut it here, make holes there, and we'll make it a little bit oldy!

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![IMG_20170531_151925.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmW7d8bF2v6JQynG553hsaCKiyAGekS4bkKg3uEr5sBF36/IMG_20170531_151925.jpg)

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![IMG_20170531_152340.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmUUXrvq3dk46RCxz4N2sUH7ri2cRvZTzx5yNAPNYbK7Ue/IMG_20170531_152340.jpg)

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![IMG_20170531_153803.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmRQooyiPNfLAQm4W49eBRVze6Wb5eLVc2iYWSbYHaQtwN/IMG_20170531_153803.jpg)

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Left side, your time has come! Tremble in horror!

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...

5 minutes later.

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No, I absolutely do not regret!

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https://igx.4sqi.net/img/general/original/70285151_oqTUpIu6YYCs4W2dfZntSXzr6za4DAgAHbS8GRQ11Kc.jpg

[image credit](http://tr.socialll.net/ali-serdar-bukulmezler-70285151)

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Now we "borrow" from wife small piece of dublerin!

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![IMG_20170531_155706.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWPG8xdEpXYMG9LCiXpv9zgUuFuTowLCMirUMz7a1LqP1/IMG_20170531_155706.jpg)

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![IMG_20170531_155959.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQnp3S8SVHWnz8EJAUbnHCJGaH8nahNTfxcqnoMSVLTCn/IMG_20170531_155959.jpg)

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That's basically all! Now you are the lucky owner of trendy jeans!

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![IMG_20170531_160917.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmcDECPDAndvTfFt7i41ZxViSaLY1YSCAiabrDWH8rgVTW/IMG_20170531_160917.jpg)

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![IMG_20170531_162831.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmZuLGS8k1Scuc8Z7YF5g3htinTMANJuXPy3JQ2EP4QXQK/IMG_20170531_162831.jpg)

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It seems to me, that someone will get a scolding from his wife today...

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Sincerely, Terry Craft :)
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@meme.for.steem · (edited)
Looks good...but I can't believe you passed up the opportunity to make some ultra-short, pockets hanging out, extra fringe jean shorts! If it's me, I'm writing "Momma's Boy" in turquoise rhinestones across the back every time!
Buuuuut...it looks like you put a lot of effort in and it turned out well. good job.
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@terrycraft · 
Jeans shorts... hmmm, I think about it :)
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@timmyoflinn · 
Oh yeah make the Daisy dukes and strut your stuff for the wife and world!
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@jznsamuel · 
woah, that's wicked! very creative indeed :)
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@terrycraft · 
Thank :) I had no idea what would be on finish :)
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@jznsamuel · 
yes it could have gone either one, glad things worked out! i tried something similar once, went straight to the trash :)
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@hebro · 
This ideea is very good and also cheap! Keep up the good work!
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@terrycraft · 
Thank, Bro )
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@leanvix · 
Creative and cool :)
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@terrycraft · 
And fuuuuuuuuuuuun! :)
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@leanvix · 
Hehe, yeah, looked fun too :)
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@hansikhouse · 
Haha this is great, will save us a small fortune over buying from high brands... More hacks please!
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