Run by traf

funny · @traf · Aug 6 '19

$1.32

Run

When you see a turd in a swimming pool slowing floating towards you
https://media.giphy.com/media/HdcimOKferlkI/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, tamaralovelace, benedict08, hanshotfirst, thevillan, mermaidvampire, mammasitta, coinbitgold, dandesign86, coinmarketcal, bot2020, hanzappedfirst, alitavirgen, jassennessaj, daijiworld, attention-seeker, coinmarketcal2, bluesniper, elianaelisma, accelerator, tech-coin, theguruasia, bluetower, entrust, hdu, ezravandi, weirdnews, map10k, mile-high-fan-07, imisstheoldkanye, jimcustodio, kartiksingh, bamos, chillibeans, college.fund, mux, hankoeok, arconite, goodshepherd, fyrstikken, hamsa.quality, beerbloke, sluttynsfw, amasux, bukiland, knowledgeable, darksaint, xrp.trail, anomaly, lindseyporco, xxxstylexxx, vthor, laissez-faire, aminul7, rijalaronaceh

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@thevillan · Aug 6 '19

$0.42

Haha you never know, that poo could be famous and in the guiness book of world records.

https://media.giphy.com/media/26gJye0inn0ntSLew/giphy.gif
[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-26gJye0inn0ntSLew)

👍 frogcake, trafalgar, thevillan, curx, zapncrap, osm0sis, babysister, fukako

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@traf · Aug 6 '19

$0.44

what a nugget

👍 traf, raindrop, thevillan, bot2020, hdu, anti-fraud, tangofever, cceleste, darksaint

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@magnata · Aug 6 '19

$0.18

https://media.giphy.com/media/PV4kSEGJcsV5C/giphy.gif

Lol. The main thing is to be able to accelerate

👍 trafalgar, oceanwhale

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@traf · Aug 6 '19

$0.42

he couldn't really walk on water
was just a good swimmer

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, hdu, anti-fraud, tangofever, cceleste, darksaint

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@theguruasia · Aug 6 '19

$0.15

@traf,
Dude this looks like after all big development news, STEEM still at the same dip lol :D

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, trendotoken

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@traf · Aug 6 '19

$0.42

dip dip dippity dip

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, hdu, theguruasia, anti-fraud, tangofever, cceleste, darksaint

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@theguruasia · Aug 7 '19

$0.06

@traf,
Dude how much did you loss in last 2 years of time lol :D

Cheers~

👍 minnowspower, trendotoken, asimo, trendovoter

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@elianaelisma · Aug 6 '19

It's not dirt but the iguana that is swimming.

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@traf · Aug 6 '19

$0.42

not evolved to walk on that surface

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, hdu, anti-fraud, tangofever, cceleste, darksaint

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