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funny · @traf ·
$22.61
Hello?
When you don't text your wife back within 2.6 seconds
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@acolucky ·
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Just wait until it's been three weeks. She'll come at you with a knife. No words. Just knife.
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@traf ·
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i'll have to pretend to be kidnapped by isis or something
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@theguruasia ·
$0.35
@traf,
Dude if I get this emoji then, it's not secure to go home lol :D
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Cheers~
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@traf ·
$10.18
i hope it's not loaded
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@elianaelisma · 
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@magnata ·
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Lol Damn 2.6 seconds, all she will kill me
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@traf ·
$10.28
that kid knows women better than most of us
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@traf ·
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@theabsolute · 
Wives are the drivers that honk at you for not immediately flooring it after the light turns green
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@heremonium · 
It's worse when 3 seconds, done once, still paying

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@septicshock · 
Rejected  Wendy's model?
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@good.stuff ·
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