Better Than Sigourney Weaver by traf

funny · @traf · Jun 5 '19

$22.35

Better Than Sigourney Weaver

I think the new Alien movie has chosen its lead actress
https://media.giphy.com/media/C4wtMiuZdTSxO/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

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@acolucky · Jun 5 '19

$0.20

Insert pussy with crabs joke here.

👍 trafalgar

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@traf · Jun 5 '19

$9.72

not surprised from how hairy it is

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@elianaelisma · Jun 5 '19

You are right @traf, the actress is a cat and an octopus.

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@theguruasia · Jun 5 '19

$0.36

@traf,
Dude I have found another actress for that movie too lol :D
https://media.tenor.com/images/8f714b6e6ba170c14c1259d777635352/tenor.gif

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, asimo, minnowspower, bot2020, elviento

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@traf · Jun 5 '19

$9.64

damn that's definitely more suction power than my wife

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@serkagan · Jun 5 '19

$0.17

Lol, In this casting for the main role, many tried to go, haha

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnqt1AJswuOyoyk/giphy.gif

👍 trafalgar, magnata

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@traf · Jun 5 '19

$9.81

haha that's kinky

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@traf · Jun 5 '19

$21.06

Octopussy

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