When you're walking through border security itching for a cavity search https://media.giphy.com/media/XZ8RrNDGFRaRq/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*
post_id | 76,248,118 |
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author | traf |
permlink | just-want-to-be-touched |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-06-12 04:16:48 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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cryptogee | 0 | 23,615,220,947 | 100% | ||
kevinwong | 0 | 200,382,705,685 | 2.5% | ||
beerbloke | 0 | 381,135,655 | 0.5% | ||
coinbitgold | 0 | 70,878,864,741 | 100% | ||
mrwang | 0 | 116,470,316 | 1.25% | ||
meesterboom | 0 | 113,139,385,540 | 10% | ||
arconite | 0 | 820,711,185 | 1.25% | ||
sazbird | 0 | 80,836,229 | 5% | ||
hanshotfirst | 0 | 48,454,414,876 | 1% | ||
wisbeech | 0 | 654,901,184 | 10% | ||
elviento | 0 | 518,793,322 | 0.43% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 34,745,821,480,886 | 100% | ||
mux | 0 | 543,163,363 | 100% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 308,949,350,698 | 100% | ||
passion-fruit | 0 | 10,107,116,187 | 100% | ||
fortune-master | 0 | 9,958,740,763 | 100% | ||
dandesign86 | 0 | 38,638,731,872 | 30% | ||
theguruasia | 0 | 6,462,033,791 | 100% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 4,676,539,750 | 100% | ||
floatinglin | 0 | 5,137,252,391 | 100% | ||
rijalaronaceh | 0 | 0 | 1% | ||
imisstheoldkanye | 0 | 2,489,666,525 | 1% | ||
bluetower | 0 | 5,248,262,565 | 50% | ||
etherpunk | 0 | 61,853,310,309 | 50% | ||
traf | 0 | 2,566,369,309,589 | 100% | ||
hanzappedfirst | 0 | 16,433,949,763 | 25% | ||
b00m | 0 | 2,460,137,998 | 8% | ||
kartiksingh | 0 | 3,588,685,095 | 10% | ||
holybranches | 0 | 3,699,212,593 | 35% | ||
doomsdaychassis | 0 | 11,522,248,696 | 20% | ||
alitavirgen | 0 | 21,607,153,323 | 12.5% | ||
sluttynsfw | 0 | 381,496,876 | 100% | ||
spamfarmer | 0 | 129,659,103 | 8% | ||
amadasunde | 0 | 115,772,515 | 100% | ||
ilonavandam | 0 | 80,940,832 | 100% | ||
attention-seeker | 0 | 9,032,064,633 | 100% | ||
tech-coin | 0 | 10,385,113,500 | 100% | ||
horriblesteemian | 0 | 564,093,527 | 25% | ||
knowledgeable | 0 | 202,873,391 | 100% | ||
coinmarketcal | 0 | 15,982,514,484 | 100% | ||
xxxstylexxx | 0 | 76,935,865 | 100% | ||
yourballs | 0 | 3,529,372,483 | 100% | ||
chillibeans | 0 | 698,078,476 | 100% | ||
danieljavier | 0 | 552,290,044 | 100% | ||
mile-high-fan-07 | 0 | 3,501,872,330 | 100% | ||
al-arabi | 0 | 492,771,310 | 100% | ||
hdu | 0 | 2,166,064,241 | 2% | ||
college.fund | 0 | 683,508,290 | 50% | ||
youalreadylost | 0 | 326,730,023 | 50% | ||
enthef | 0 | 6,541,337,927 | 100% | ||
delabo | 0 | 2,643,098,805 | 1% | ||
skramatters | 0 | 20,050,308,063 | 100% | ||
goodshepherd | 0 | 1,006,736,925 | 80% | ||
coinmarketcal2 | 0 | 11,751,657,414 | 100% | ||
hamsa.quality | 0 | 372,458,366 | 5% | ||
xrp.trail | 0 | 134,089,579 | 5% | ||
daijiworld | 0 | 8,966,441,306 | 100% |
Here u go I got my own lube officer, and it's flavoured..wink Posted using [Partiko Android](https://partiko.app/referral/skramatters)
post_id | 76,248,271 |
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author | skramatters |
permlink | skramatters-re-traf-just-want-to-be-touched-20190612t042037508z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-06-12 04:20:39 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 04:20:39 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-06-19 04:20:39 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 135 |
author_reputation | 45,825,911,400,742 |
root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
https://media.giphy.com/media/WXB88TeARFVvi/giphy.gif Lol That feeling when you really want and scary
post_id | 76,250,425 |
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author | magnata |
permlink | psyzqr |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-06-12 05:11:18 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 05:11:18 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
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last_payout | 2019-06-19 05:11:18 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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body_length | 102 |
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root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 343,123,645,966 | 1% | ||
magnata | 0 | 3,932,248,979 | 100% |
post_id | 76,256,393 |
---|---|
author | traf |
permlink | re-magnata-psyzqr-20190612t072617307z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-06-12 07:26:18 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 07:26:18 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
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last_payout | 2019-06-19 07:26:18 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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body_length | 34 |
author_reputation | 1,824,362,392,578,457 |
root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 15,987,385,237,481 | 48% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 118,319,009,074 | 40% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 1,715,463,510 | 39% | ||
cheneats | 0 | 1,735,682,598 | 18% | ||
traf | 0 | 982,233,766,666 | 40% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 13,463,448,754 | 64.88% |
@traf, Do they all went through the cavity search? lol :D https://media.giphy.com/media/qcgtyllMthBL2/giphy.gif Cheers~
post_id | 76,251,358 |
---|---|
author | theguruasia |
permlink | psz0rz |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-06-12 05:33:36 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 05:33:36 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 556,483,258,607 |
last_payout | 2019-06-19 05:33:36 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.250 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.081 SBD |
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promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 120 |
author_reputation | 59,186,440,518,630 |
root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
elviento | 0 | 656,514,514 | 0.53% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 342,998,432,630 | 1% | ||
minnowspower | 0 | 73,505,118,591 | 100% | ||
asimo | 0 | 102,410,501,815 | 100% | ||
bot2020 | 0 | 36,912,691,057 | 100% |
post_id | 76,256,408 |
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author | traf |
permlink | re-theguruasia-psz0rz-20190612t072631935z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-06-12 07:26:36 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 07:26:36 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 16,949,063,737,681 |
last_payout | 2019-06-19 07:26:36 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 7.680 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 2.370 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 25 |
author_reputation | 1,824,362,392,578,457 |
root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 15,834,021,743,761 | 48% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 117,376,626,013 | 40% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 1,701,760,042 | 39% | ||
traf | 0 | 974,412,707,692 | 40% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 13,824,793,368 | 65.74% | ||
penghuren | 0 | 7,726,106,805 | 100% |
Lol, still itching.. :) https://media.giphy.com/media/u0kZjvo1H5PplJFRbH/giphy.gif
post_id | 76,252,762 |
---|---|
author | yourballs |
permlink | psz2b3 |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-06-12 06:06:39 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 06:06:39 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 3,457,834,747 |
last_payout | 2019-06-19 06:06:39 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 82 |
author_reputation | 1,193,072,036,326 |
root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
yourballs | 0 | 3,457,834,747 | 100% |
post_id | 76,253,514 |
---|---|
author | elianaelisma |
permlink | psz2xa |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-06-12 06:20:06 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 06:20:06 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 343,543,732,299 |
last_payout | 2019-06-19 06:20:06 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.154 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.051 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 53 |
author_reputation | 170,695,559,013,658 |
root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 343,059,828,580 | 1% | ||
rheuxe | 0 | 483,903,719 | 100% |
you obviously haven't seen my wife's asshole
post_id | 76,256,417 |
---|---|
author | traf |
permlink | re-elianaelisma-psz2xa-20190612t072648367z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"community":"busy","app":"busy\/2.5.6","format":"markdown","tags":["funny"],"users":[],"links":[]} |
created | 2019-06-12 07:26:51 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 07:26:51 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 19,396,955,442,399 |
last_payout | 2019-06-19 07:26:51 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 8.788 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 2.743 SBD |
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promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 44 |
author_reputation | 1,824,362,392,578,457 |
root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 18,296,232,892,138 | 56% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 116,442,695,818 | 40% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 1,688,176,890 | 39% | ||
cheneats | 0 | 1,729,939,706 | 18% | ||
traf | 0 | 966,661,659,421 | 40% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 14,200,078,426 | 66.62% |
post_id | 76,256,428 |
---|---|
author | traf |
permlink | re-traf-just-want-to-be-touched-20190612t072705367z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"community":"busy","app":"busy\/2.5.6","format":"markdown","tags":["funny"],"users":[],"links":[]} |
created | 2019-06-12 07:27:09 |
last_update | 2019-06-12 07:27:09 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 1,098,338,069,162 |
last_payout | 2019-06-19 07:27:09 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.496 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.118 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 33 |
author_reputation | 1,824,362,392,578,457 |
root_title | "Just Want To Be Touched" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
raindrop | 0 | 115,517,150,867 | 40% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 1,674,713,116 | 39% | ||
traf | 0 | 958,980,061,769 | 40% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 14,594,474,017 | 67.54% | ||
penghuren | 0 | 7,571,669,393 | 100% |