Return Address by traf

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Return Address by traf

funny · @traf · Jan 1 '18

$318.16

Return Address

When you hope your mail order bride has a 30 day return policy
https://media.giphy.com/media/2TkdKbebyRrXO/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, hanshotfirst, dj123, htliao, dwainus, swenger, jlufer, b00m, choogirl, d4ki, arcange, acolucky, idikuci, dandesign86, joshua-golbuu, rival, followyourjoy, raphaelle, heremonium, vitalbullet, hannahwu, nanosesame, theabsolute, teamaustralia, eid66, mux, dayu, mrgenry, pivasov, tulskiy, sangova, jigaclin, lokoo, jessicameng, steemitboard, ytienchu, justinashby, fahrizalarif1995, nileelily, btcnesw

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@tjunaidi · Jan 1 '18

https://steemit.com/introduction/@tjunaidi/celebrate-myself-in-2018-in-steemit-upvote-me-and-follow-me-88a39e1cdb2fe

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@zakir.quetta · Jan 1 '18

Wow that great. Cute parrot.

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@tjunaidi · Jan 1 '18

Postingan yang sangat bagus,,, # @traf
Saya sangat menyukai pos anda,, nice.

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@hackerwhacker · Jan 1 '18

$3.13

what if it was a buy one get one free bride?

👍 trafalgar, hackerwhacker

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@trafalgar · Jan 1 '18

$8.99

like conjoined twins? I like it

👍 trafalgar, hackerwhacker

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@hackerwhacker · Jan 1 '18

yes lol

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@dandesign86 · Jan 1 '18

$3.38

Yea sometimes the picture is different from reality. But she is kind, and I mostly keep the apartment lights off. 

![IMG_2158.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWvHKqGmBmGFsFb5Np26F5QvRRAJAxUuPxNXmAn6c3CxC/IMG_2158.JPG)

👍 trafalgar, idikuci, d4ki, joshua-golbuu, heremonium

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@heremonium · Jan 1 '18

$0.04

sometimes, being a little drunk helps too

👍 dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Jan 1 '18

It certainly does hehe

👍 heremonium

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@dj123 · Jan 1 '18

hahaha, yes sometimes you have to get them drunk to put up with ugly

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1 reply

@joshua-golbuu · Jan 1 '18

$0.04

Is it just me or is that two totally different women?

👍 dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Jan 1 '18

Either that or someone has some serious photoshop skills hehe

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@trafalgar · Jan 1 '18

$8.95

that's women with and without makeup for ya

👍 trafalgar

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@heremonium · Jan 2 '18

$0.04

And they call men liars

👍 heremonium

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@elmarnis · Jan 1 '18

$0.20

When the cat is in a state of omission then the bird plays with it . Hahahahaha loool

https://i.imgur.com/sJ8a6ea.gif

👍 idikuci, d4ki, elmarnis, elmarnisah

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@elmarnisah · Jan 1 '18 (edited)

The bird and the cat play and create happiness .

https://media.giphy.com/media/u10d5uK5RcoV2/giphy.gif

👍 elmarnisah

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@heremonium · Jan 1 '18

$0.03

ha ha ha ha ha ha

great, but this kind of mail does not work like this

👍 heremonium

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@vitalbullet · Jan 1 '18

I don't respond to the mail order brides but I'm always suprised how many women in close proximity want to have affaction with me. I try to get in touch with them daily but they always want my credit card details for some reason...

👍 vitalbullet

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@heremonium · Jan 2 '18

$0.04

To find out if it's really you, I think... Maybe

👍 heremonium

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@agyapong · Jan 1 '18

lol

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@dj123 · Jan 1 '18

$3.46

Time to toughen up buttercup, the next generation is depending on you to keep your end of the bargain

<center>
**Mail Order Brides, Raising Standards For <del>Women</del> Men Everywhere**
https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Usa_ef5ed9_2981766.jpg
<sub>source:[fjcdn](https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Usa_ef5ed9_2981766.jpg)</sub>
</center>

👍 trafalgar, joshua-golbuu, idikuci

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@trafalgar · Jan 1 '18

$8.95

well she's definitely getting wood

👍 trafalgar

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@joshua-golbuu · Jan 1 '18

$3.79

I think you got the delux model, maybe it's best to start out with the basic set until you're ready for more complex instructions

https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Mail_f100f4_1067139.jpg
**This is starter kit, see it comes with pantyhose pre-installed**

👍 trafalgar, joshua-golbuu, acolucky, idikuci

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@acolucky · Jan 1 '18

$0.02

Yes. But the starter kit doesn't make breakfast or vacuum.

👍 dj123

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@dj123 · Jan 1 '18

yes I can see how burnt breakfast and sucking all your <del>Steem</del> money away makes sense ;)

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@venox · Jan 1 '18

lool hhhh you will like it @traf

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@dj123 · Jan 1 '18

nah our traffy is lazy af to do assembly, but then again he's got so much Steem it will probably clog up the vacuum cleaner, it's a hard call to make

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@trafalgar · Jan 1 '18

$8.95

wonder if it comes with a manufacturers warantee

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@acolucky · Jan 1 '18

$3.42

A few years ago, I considering becoming a mail order husband. Send myself to the Ukrain or something. Then I wondered where I would have to stick all those postage stamps. So I never went through with it. Ah well.

👍 trafalgar, acolucky, dj123, idikuci

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@dj123 · Jan 1 '18

over your nipple, definitely the nipple, they are mostly conservative back there

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@trafalgar · Jan 1 '18

$8.95

didn't know they allowed gay marriage in the ukrain

👍 trafalgar

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@rival · Jan 1 '18

Yeah, buy the ticket and back to....

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@theabsolute · Jan 2 '18

That's a badass cat.

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