Trap by traf

funny · @traf · Jul 25 '19

$13.33

Trap

Ahh this pussy is definitely a penis fly trap
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/8hYe9vuvBITRrfM0jW/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, tamaralovelace, benedict08, hanshotfirst, thevillan, coinbitgold, mermaidvampire, dandesign86, mammasitta, cryptogee, bot2020, hanzappedfirst, coinmarketcal, alitavirgen, afukichi, jassennessaj, k-banti, daijiworld, attention-seeker, simonjay, coinmarketcal2, theguruasia, blazing, hdu, ezravandi, bluetower, weirdnews, entrust, mile-high-fan-07, tech-coin, siddartha, imisstheoldkanye, theabsolute, kartiksingh, abduljalil.mbo, arconite, eternalsuccess, chillibeans, college.fund, goodshepherd, mux, beerbloke, sluttynsfw, hamsa.quality, youalreadylost, knowledgeable, hsidik, darksaint, xrp.trail, lindseyporco, mrwang, xxxstylexxx, anomaly, laissez-faire, danieljavier, rijalaronaceh

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kevinwong	211,114,746,041	2.5%
beerbloke	386,545,435	0.5%
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mrwang	90,458,280	1.25%
arconite	839,356,177	1.25%
theabsolute	2,424,195,192	100%
hanshotfirst	50,180,228,736	1%
anomaly	56,842,358	1%
simonjay	6,058,962,505	3%
trafalgar	35,186,185,529,320	100%
mux	544,149,486	100%
raindrop	439,848,918,008	100%
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siddartha	3,107,498,842	100%
jassennessaj	12,279,290,757	25%
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benedict08	60,227,166,138	35%
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afukichi	12,906,540,599	100%
rijalaronaceh	0	1%
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thevillan	34,250,373,661	30%
bluetower	4,356,362,797	50%
traf	2,876,587,732,836	100%
hanzappedfirst	17,465,959,625	25%
weirdnews	4,332,872,983	50%
kartiksingh	1,919,297,458	10%
mermaidvampire	30,078,096,653	11%
k-banti	10,715,996,587	60%
ezravandi	4,879,393,841	2.6%
alitavirgen	13,433,491,206	7.8%
sluttynsfw	382,296,808	100%
hsidik	164,788,754	20%
lindseyporco	120,744,398	100%
attention-seeker	6,221,896,422	100%
tech-coin	3,164,060,238	100%
abduljalil.mbo	1,182,729,200	3%
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coinmarketcal	16,636,269,912	100%
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chillibeans	699,446,736	100%
laissez-faire	24,628,464	100%
bot2020	20,553,718,304	50%
danieljavier	10,461,146	100%
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@thevillan · Jul 25 '19

$0.43

Haha can't be any worse than the time I caught the old fella in the zipper

https://media.giphy.com/media/Cg28Oh0wC9nNK/giphy.gif
[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/swag-nick-jonas-Cg28Oh0wC9nNK)

👍 frogcake, trafalgar, thevillan, hdu, ezravandi, enriquo

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properties (23)vote details (6)

voter	rshares	pct
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@traf · Jul 25 '19

$0.43

you made me pay too much attention to that fly

👍 traf, raindrop, thevillan, bot2020, mys, darksaint

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properties (23)vote details (6)

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@magnata · Jul 25 '19

$0.12

https://i.imgur.com/Pb2JHXy.gif

Lol. The main thing to track down the aim

👍 trafalgar

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properties (23)vote details (1)

voter	weight	wgt%	rshares	pct	time
trafalgar	0 B		347,007,292,976	1%

@traf · Jul 25 '19

$0.41

that's me stalking people

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, mys, darksaint

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properties (23)vote details (5)

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@theguruasia · Jul 25 '19

$0.05

@traf,
I don't know why, but sometimes I also see my wife as a penis fly trap too lol :D
https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-bc1aa053f27a.gif

Cheers~

👍 minnowspower, trendotoken

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@elianaelisma · Jul 25 '19

$0.12

That pussy is very creepy like mine.

👍 trafalgar

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@traf · Jul 25 '19

$0.42

lol seriosuly you say the weirdest shit

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, mys, floatinglin, darksaint

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@traf · Jul 25 '19

$0.41

meow
Rawr!

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, mys, darksaint

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@blazing · Jul 26 '19

Hahahh perfect plan !

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@good.stuff · Oct 3 '19

This Guy!

![This Guy](https://i.imgur.com/sy8YT3f.png)

[Click here to stop these comments!](https://goodstuffyourself.github.io)

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