I shat myself. by trailmaster

funny · @trailmaster · Mar 23 '18

$67.28

I shat myself.

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@queeirisa · Mar 23 '18

Lol..how'd that happen???

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@nxah · Mar 23 '18

It's okay, happens to the best of us...

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@steemitboard · Mar 23 '18

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@sushovon002 · Mar 24 '18

lol situation man😂

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@steemrat · Mar 24 '18

Hey @trailmaster

Why do my introduction post get spammed by bot messages upvoted by you?

You could at least give the victim a decent upvote!

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🐀@steemrat

👍 thedolphin, steemrat

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@arcange · Mar 24 '18

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