@Vocalists-Trail's new contest Just Joking is a new weekly event, where comedians can share their jokes by creating videos every week and have the chance to win some SBD. -------------------  BRING ON THE LAUGHS! ---------------------------------- HOW TO ENTER: ---------- 1- UPVOTE & RESTEEM this POST ------------- 2- FOLLOW @Vocalists-Trail --------------- 3- CREATE A VIDEO of your joke --------------- WHAT YOU MUST SAY AT THE START OF YOUR VIDEO: "This is for Vocalists Trail Joke Contest...." 4- Create a new steemit post and link it in the comments below ------------------------ ---------------------------------------------- TOP VOTED POST WINS ------------------------- PRIZE: 10 SBD ------------------- Entries close 30th July ---------------------------------------------- (We encourage people to keep it PG rated, the only rule is not be discriminative or explicit) ------------------------------------------------------------ Have fun and get your entry in ASAP so people can start voting. Votes and comments are counted on this post and individuals entry posts, so be sure to get people to come and vote here in the comments below as well as on your post! ----------------------------------------------------- Any questions, feedback or suggestions welcome! ( @WishMaiden )
| post_id | 8,094,947 |
|---|---|
| author | vocalists-trail |
| permlink | just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd |
| category | contest |
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| created | 2017-07-24 07:47:39 |
| last_update | 2017-07-29 11:44:45 |
| depth | 0 |
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| last_payout | 2017-07-31 07:47:39 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| curator_payout_value | 12.827 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| promoted | 0.000 SBD |
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| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
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| adol | 0 | 1,159,840,530,602 | 75% | ||
| enki | 0 | 1,247,556,966,559 | 15% | ||
| rossco99 | 0 | 200,981,640,230 | 37.5% | ||
| boy | 0 | 496,500,536 | 100% | ||
| xeroc | 0 | 805,425,842,656 | 37.5% | ||
| steem-id | 0 | 228,796,812,904 | 37.5% | ||
| bue-witness | 0 | 605,398,557 | 100% | ||
| bunny | 0 | 81,484,151 | 100% | ||
| bue | 0 | 13,484,729,393 | 100% | ||
| mini | 0 | 265,371,295 | 100% | ||
| moon | 0 | 67,480,328 | 100% | ||
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| nenad-ristic | 0 | 53,813,480,943 | 75% | ||
| hipster | 0 | 574,228,408,180 | 75% | ||
| instructor2121 | 0 | 41,309,303,561 | 75% | ||
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| samether | 0 | 6,435,193,325 | 75% | ||
| pangur-ban | 0 | 1,276,543,656 | 37.5% | ||
| tee-em | 0 | 10,587,905,911 | 37.5% | ||
| michaelx | 0 | 27,615,937,981 | 37.5% | ||
| cheftony | 0 | 5,635,947,032 | 3% | ||
| proglobyte | 0 | 646,591,604 | 20% | ||
| albertogm | 0 | 22,803,066,761 | 75% | ||
| christoryan | 0 | 10,131,468,086 | 15% | ||
| crok | 0 | 4,059,933,751 | 30% | ||
| razvanelulmarin | 0 | 89,821,843,730 | 75% | ||
| sgtechservices | 0 | 22,339,595,087 | 75% | ||
| roelandp | 0 | 300,631,532,957 | 7.5% | ||
| vl248 | 0 | 37,099,116,526 | 75% | ||
| raymondspeaks | 0 | 25,484,128,547 | 75% | ||
| luisucv34 | 0 | 9,831,211,113 | 75% | ||
| konti | 0 | 23,054,186,507 | 75% | ||
| phenom | 0 | 58,301,680,412 | 75% | ||
| blueorgy | 0 | 4,300,950,438 | 0.1% | ||
| ubg | 0 | 750,195,051 | 1% | ||
| fatboy | 0 | 390,860,588,709 | 37.5% | ||
| tygergamer | 0 | 98,747,148,391 | 75% | ||
| gomeravibz | 0 | 71,554,163,596 | 45% | ||
| proglobyte-m1 | 0 | 65,789,522 | 20% | ||
| craigslist | 0 | 66,917,607 | 100% | ||
| tingaling | 0 | 56,448,039 | 20% | ||
| letc | 0 | 426,171,325 | 7.5% | ||
| brendio | 0 | 201,934,750,005 | 45% | ||
| psygambler | 0 | 6,601,265,045 | 75% | ||
| kurtbeil | 0 | 73,836,471,202 | 20% | ||
| wiser | 0 | 18,744,755,447 | 75% | ||
| dolov | 0 | 1,897,239,671 | 7.5% | ||
| future24 | 0 | 37,955,749,610 | 30% | ||
| cmorton | 0 | 8,861,203,254 | 22.5% | ||
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| zeartul | 0 | 1,772,373,199 | 5% | ||
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| anotherjoe | 0 | 443,440,617,888 | 75% | ||
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| mrlogic | 0 | 15,714,911,298 | 75% | ||
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| burnin | 0 | 46,268,363,800 | 75% | ||
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| michelle.gent | 0 | 148,686,729,410 | 75% | ||
| fukako | 0 | 2,710,340,253 | 52.5% | ||
| haphazard-hstead | 0 | 86,353,825,371 | 75% | ||
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| steemtrail | 0 | 50,182,773,978 | 75% | ||
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| business-trail | 0 | 4,513,666,923 | 75% | ||
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| beeskee | 0 | 13,204,342,331 | 75% | ||
| madlenfox | 0 | 8,381,699,572 | 75% | ||
| trail | 0 | 729,881,090,228 | 75% | ||
| ilovebatcatstew | 0 | 3,736,642,623 | 75% | ||
| askari | 0 | 2,954,354,328 | 75% | ||
| lastminuteman | 0 | 125,212,463,408 | 22.5% | ||
| triddin | 0 | 89,701,154,406 | 37.5% | ||
| cheah | 0 | 22,210,234,034 | 75% | ||
| internutter | 0 | 33,932,185,018 | 30% | ||
| marcosespes1 | 0 | 4,400,163,211 | 75% | ||
| kostaslou | 0 | 6,030,273,014 | 75% | ||
| free2play | 0 | 490,522,617 | 20% | ||
| poetry-trail | 0 | 5,604,861,393 | 75% | ||
| killinhersoftly | 0 | 5,427,186,166 | 75% | ||
| cgame | 0 | 1,218,255,391 | 7.5% | ||
| ogochukwu | 0 | 6,664,751,402 | 22.5% | ||
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| krizia | 0 | 10,292,751,979 | 75% | ||
| buzzbeergeek | 0 | 31,538,336,186 | 75% | ||
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| sixexgames | 0 | 2,690,642,988 | 75% | ||
| banjo | 0 | 11,024,138,779 | 100% | ||
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| mckenziegary | 0 | 1,666,874,565 | 7.5% | ||
| nature-trail | 0 | 13,708,209,711 | 75% | ||
| varunsangwan | 0 | 33,701,010,401 | 75% | ||
| oluwoleolaide | 0 | 2,047,193,578 | 7.5% | ||
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| dracosalieri | 0 | 21,494,408,514 | 75% | ||
| awesomianist | 0 | 4,553,304,693 | 15% | ||
| looftee | 0 | 55,436,951,106 | 75% | ||
| the50 | 0 | 3,290,405,477 | 20% | ||
| oendertuerk | 0 | 29,667,698,240 | 75% | ||
| steemgigs | 0 | 17,840,181,422 | 75% | ||
| thecrazygm | 0 | 30,833,900,137 | 75% | ||
| outerground | 0 | 6,396,232,466 | 75% | ||
| greenstar | 0 | 26,331,744,675 | 75% | ||
| sinned | 0 | 11,001,245,351 | 75% | ||
| challenge-trail | 0 | 10,802,242,615 | 75% | ||
| german-trail | 0 | 66,158,604,425 | 75% | ||
| komischername | 0 | 450,429,367 | 7.5% | ||
| epicdesigns | 0 | 4,644,567,362 | 25% | ||
| texas-steemem | 0 | 986,331,732 | 20% | ||
| steemlancer | 0 | 989,510,828 | 20% | ||
| islandliving | 0 | 8,137,690,052 | 100% | ||
| rotfoot | 0 | 2,174,733,468 | 15.99% | ||
| nrajesh | 0 | 1,976,498,325 | 7.5% | ||
| me-do | 0 | 222,639,375 | 1% | ||
| jraysteem | 0 | 2,074,709,157 | 7.5% | ||
| brucebrownftw | 0 | 12,799,569,624 | 75% | ||
| papascrubs | 0 | 25,494,458,900 | 100% | ||
| bitrocker2020 | 0 | 2,896,643,197 | 7.5% | ||
| btcvenom | 0 | 2,742,855,839 | 75% | ||
| costopher | 0 | 592,135,368 | 10% | ||
| cryptohustler | 0 | 2,875,733,192 | 75% | ||
| manishmike10 | 0 | 2,626,259,385 | 75% | ||
| wishmaiden | 0 | 9,637,342,569 | 42% | ||
| droucil | 0 | 38,336,484,850 | 100% | ||
| utfull | 0 | 3,292,823,044 | 100% | ||
| booster | 0 | 401,447,722,151 | 1.59% | ||
| romantic4 | 0 | 1,685,866,039 | 75% | ||
| n1kofi | 0 | 9,181,521,529 | 75% | ||
| stuntworks | 0 | 36,161,967,657 | 75% | ||
| djbk | 0 | 3,722,014,337 | 75% | ||
| gamerveda | 0 | 10,331,797,867 | 7.5% | ||
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| cryptoholic | 0 | 291,682,414 | 75% | ||
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| accountmaker | 0 | 168,881,703 | 75% | ||
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-What do you call a Hawaiian guy with half his leg?- -Not even Brah!-
| post_id | 8,095,996 |
|---|---|
| author | islandliving |
| permlink | re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170724t080448602z |
| category | contest |
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| created | 2017-07-24 08:04:48 |
| last_update | 2017-07-24 08:04:48 |
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| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| wishmaiden | 0 | 3,162,253,030 | 14% | ||
| bladest | 0 | 1,160,660,934 | 100% |
https://s12.postimg.org/6twlwm66l/image.jpg
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|---|---|
| author | fiftyshades |
| permlink | re-islandliving-re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170724t083149698z |
| category | contest |
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| created | 2017-07-24 08:31:57 |
| last_update | 2017-07-24 08:34:36 |
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| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" |
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| author_curate_reward | "" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| islandliving | 0 | 8,608,076,760 | 100% |
....not even, brah! Hehe
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|---|---|
| author | islandliving |
| permlink | re-fiftyshades-re-islandliving-re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170724t175531880z |
| category | contest |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["contest"]}" |
| created | 2017-07-24 17:55:33 |
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| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Haha im loving it @vocalists-trail
| post_id | 8,099,814 | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| author | pobi | ||||||
| permlink | re-vocalists-trail-2017724t85738880z | ||||||
| category | contest | ||||||
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| created | 2017-07-24 08:58:18 | ||||||
| last_update | 2017-07-24 08:58:18 | ||||||
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| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" | ||||||
| beneficiaries |
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| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD | ||||||
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 | ||||||
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| wishmaiden | 0 | 3,162,292,082 | 14% |
How do you make a jolly rancher? You fuck a farmer. The rules were made to be broken. Muwhwohahah
| post_id | 8,100,192 |
|---|---|
| author | thedonfreeman |
| permlink | re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170724t090310637z |
| category | contest |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["contest"]}" |
| created | 2017-07-24 09:03:15 |
| last_update | 2017-07-24 09:04:12 |
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| author_reputation | 7,782,356,315,458 |
| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
I'm a mannequin! Oh... it's not a joke, that's just me! Steemitri the mannequin
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|---|---|
| author | steemitri |
| permlink | re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170724t091203831z |
| category | contest |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["contest"]}" |
| created | 2017-07-24 09:12:09 |
| last_update | 2017-07-24 09:12:09 |
| depth | 1 |
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| author_reputation | 25,968,355,293,329 |
| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
<p>This post has received a 1.59 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @banjo.</p>
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| post_id | 8,209,433 |
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "they're right behind you."
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Original joke here \/\/\/ How many millenials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hold on let me google it...
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| author | d00b |
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| author | plantlover |
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| created | 2017-07-25 18:02:54 |
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http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Worlds+shortest+joke_2adc7b_3537332.jpg
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| author | utfull |
| permlink | re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170725t203159218z |
| category | contest |
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| created | 2017-07-25 20:32:00 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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This guy starts hitting on my girlfriend via texts and says: Guy: When are you going to get rid of that looser you are going with so we can start our journey? MyGirlfriend: We are just friends! Guy: This so called friend of yours is getting in our way of happiness.... MyGirlfriend: No.... WE are just friends! Guy: I feel like you are disrespecting me by being with this friend all the time..... MyGirlfriend: Sorry you feel that way..... Good Bye.... Commentary... the guy is a clueless idiot..... well at least she is not talking to guys that she would actually consider leaving me for.....
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| author | papascrubs |
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| created | 2017-07-25 20:49:51 |
| last_update | 2017-07-25 20:52:21 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| papascrubs | 0 | 26,022,841,468 | 100% |
Sweet Girlfriend he got.
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| permlink | re-papascrubs-re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170726t213328553z |
| category | contest |
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| created | 2017-07-26 21:33:27 |
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| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| papascrubs | 0 | 19,021,802,194 | 100% |
Why does the crab only have 2 legs?
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| author | catagossier |
| permlink | re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170731t015315097z |
| category | contest |
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| created | 2017-07-31 01:53:24 |
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| root_title | "JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)" |
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Because I ate them.!lll Hahaha
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| author | catagossier |
| permlink | re-catagossier-re-vocalists-trail-just-joking-enter-your-joke-now-and-win-sbd-20170731t015417878z |
| category | contest |
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| created | 2017-07-31 01:54:24 |
| last_update | 2017-07-31 01:54:24 |
| depth | 2 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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| gentlebot | 0 | 210,453,056,817 | 100% |