RE: Only When I Have To by dandesign86

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funny · @dandesign86 · Jan 9 '18

$3.04

This is a perfect example of when you have to think outside the box. It's all about the angle . 

![IMG_2325.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPiHwqjfvUWgGfhkjLyXvanEVbQfLk3TMTPyui8tFrLLn/IMG_2325.JPG)

👍 trafalgar, bluetower, dandesign86, steemmatt, idikuci

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@steemmatt · Jan 9 '18 (edited)

$0.06

If there wasn't a name on the bottom left, I'd say that's a 99% match of one of my exes... 70% for looks and 29% for doing a handstand on a scale to try to make herself weigh less. The remaining 1% was reserved for if she had 2 cats.

👍 dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Jan 9 '18

$0.18

Haha

👍 bluetower

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@idikuci · Jan 9 '18

10 points on the angle, but 0 for execution. 

Once she starts a stream there is going to be some serious splash back since the seat is down, good thing she's wearing high heels and will be able to wade through the muck later.

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

$11.06

hmm, she'll have to shoot it quite the distance, too bad the lid's closed

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