RE: Only When I Have To by steemmatt

funny · @steemmatt · Jan 9 '18 (edited)

$0.06

If there wasn't a name on the bottom left, I'd say that's a 99% match of one of my exes... 70% for looks and 29% for doing a handstand on a scale to try to make herself weigh less. The remaining 1% was reserved for if she had 2 cats.

👍 dandesign86

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