Does someone want to explain to this poor woman how genetics work?

>After all, an oak isn't an oak without a seed?

Ah, the deep sounding statement with no actual meaning. ;) - nicely done.

>Hot Mommy made a face as if someone had given her an unwanted goosey goosey in the jammy dodger 

I... have no idea what this means, and I suspect you don't know either. But it sounds kinda dirty. So that works!