The Lord of The Thrones of Hobbity Ring Games... comedyopenmic#37, no.1 by bittenapple

comedyopenmic · @bittenapple · Nov 5 '18 (edited)

$2.72

The Lord of The Thrones of Hobbity Ring Games... comedyopenmic#37, no.1

Not until now has the truth ever been told.
Tolkien tried, and so did that geezer who got loads of women to take their clothes off, with some dragon action going on in the background...

#### But they were just shadows of the truth.

Now - for the first time in history - the whole true story will be unraveled and told for the first time...
Spanning over time, (even longer than a German opera), all the secrets of the past will be laid bare.
Barer than a sexy blonde, who's fetish seems to be riding dragons and looking sad.
More shocking than Micheal Moore's calorie intake, and something more twisted than.......something _really_ , really , twisty...

I Present, to you.....

### The Lord of The Thrones of Hobbity Ring Games..

Before I start this trilogy - or 'ilogy' of some kind- I'm not sure yet, we need to dispense with the propaganda of Hollywood.

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People of today will be shocked at the coming revelations, and how it directly affects everyone.....

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#### Today's cloaking technology makes them almost invisible among us.

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They say history is a lie, and never has this been more true than when it comes to The Lord of The Thrones of Hobbity Ring Games..( or TLTTHRG as it is know in inner circles).
Did you know that LGBGTQ has nothing to with gender? But is in - fact a _cloaking acronym_ - used by those with hidden knowledge, to avoid detection and pass on information..

In Part II...

We will expose the barbaric practices in antiquity, that now forms the very basis of who we are today...and the secret hidden hands that really direct events..

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oops...I nominate @lucyreloaded ...and @abigail-dantes

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@comedyschool · Nov 5 '18

$2.00

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@kigigha · Nov 5 '18

Lucy, this you?

👍 bittenapple

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@bittenapple · Nov 5 '18

It might be , it might not....(but it is)..

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@kigigha · Nov 5 '18

Lol your style gave you away.

👍 lucyreloaded

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2 replies

@bittenapple · Nov 5 '18

followed.... for some bizarre reason

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@holybranches · Nov 8 '18

Don't beat yourself up. Every girl that met belemo did that.

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@dexterdumb · Nov 6 '18

$0.08

You are an artiste'.  So you say the blonde takes her clothes off often?  No wonder ppl watch Games of Thrones! ;)  I'm still stuck in the LOTR.....That Smeagle is "The great seductor" lol!!

👍 dexterdumb, lucylin, lucyreloaded, cheneats

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@lucyreloaded · Nov 6 '18

$0.02

...'Smeagal'   is just history lying...

Alfonso was well know for saying ... 'It's me, gal ', but the historians twisted it into something different altogether...

I'm sure it will all become clear at some point...

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👍 dexterdumb

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@dexterdumb · Nov 7 '18

$0.07

LOL!!

👍 dexterdumb, cheneats

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@lucyreloaded · Nov 7 '18

all explained below...

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@arbitrarykitten · Nov 15 '18

This is cool, I need to get in on this!

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