Royal events, now and to come...#comedyopenmic#34 by lucylin

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Royal events, now and to come...#comedyopenmic#34
![edit woods - Copy - Copy (3) - Copy.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmZSsLby6Rqe7y3ZKC2b5J3fCwaXpraEsTWdntb9SooQZA/edit%20woods%20-%20Copy%20-%20Copy%20(3)%20-%20Copy.jpg)

In other news...

![edit woods - Copy - Copy (3) - Copy.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmRZy25uHX8PJ5kwPYjgezfYGrqj28RujVDAWiq98UCwwr/edit%20woods%20-%20Copy%20-%20Copy%20(3)%20-%20Copy.jpg)

And in an uncanny turn of events...
Released on the same day...


![edit woods - Copy - Copy (3) - Copy.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmeNbMGDScQ6TTj2sv8PmtKf5kpPV1AV7zrjoTqazd3fMK/edit%20woods%20-%20Copy%20-%20Copy%20(3)%20-%20Copy.jpg)


I nominate @belemo @karenb54
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@comedyschool ·
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Hi lucylin, 
 
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@belemo · 
I can neither deny nor confirm that the baby's mine.

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@dexterdumb ·
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People still fawn over royalty figures is one thing I'll never understand.  LOL good stuff ;)
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@lucylin · 
Me neither.
The odd dribble maybe,  when your in the mood for 'a classy bird'! lol

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@dexterdumb ·
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She's 1/2 black?  Hard to tell.  I have a buddy whose mullato and turned out the same way cept the opposite.  His mom is white but he's very dark complected.  Genetics are a funny thing!
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@sift666 · 
That guy could nearly pass for a woman!
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@lucylin · 
Change your icon! lol - I had to go back and check I wasn't sending wrong replies to wrong person...lolol
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@dexterdumb ·
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Sorry, no can do.  My icon is extremely unique and appropriate.  You're just gonna have to be careful.  ;)
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