The UK government to provide state funded young ethnic girls, to older men...comedyopenmic #26 (2nd) by lucylin

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The UK government to provide state funded young ethnic girls, to older men...comedyopenmic #26 (2nd)
![343434.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQme9jjDYCRgLaoNDhibnF81s8AVaVeh38rasS3gvyJ9ytc/343434.jpg)

I never, ever thought I would be incorporating these two tags in the same post.
But I am . 
Insanity has well and truly arrived...

You might think I was joking...but I'm really not...Yet this  is _one massive joke_ - hence the tags @informationwar _and_  @comedyopenmic at the same time..

Call me Mr. cynical and worldly wise,  but this is just _not_ what  it seems..
I smell a rat here...
And if I am  wrong, and it turns out to be   _exactly_ as it seems ?

##### ...Well then,  that makes  it  just as bad.!!!
😂😂

Let me explain to all my fellow @informationwar warriors, and to all  my @comedyopenmic  weirdo's..

I just came came across  this...

..![343434.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQ87naFYwBeNjCM44avrcyc7b4MvU3ES87GjFmH8ehY6K/343434.jpg) 
...on Sargon of Assad's youtube channel... 'this week in stupid'  12/08/18...


While the report in the 'The telegraph' goes on to explain that these poor old white professors need 'reverse mentoring' to show them their own bias's, I think we all know whats _really_ happening here...


#### Old white males are being provided with younger ethnic minority females - to 'mentor' them...

Does this sound like the UK conservative government are implementing SJW tactics to further the Marxist agenda?
(One that is  in _already_ marxist ridden, throughout the entire  higher  educational facilities in the UK?)



Does this make sense?
The answer is NO. Not on any level.

Is this then, the conservative government funding the marxist professor's leisure time by providing 'female reverse mentors' for them?
What does this mentoring entail exactly? 

![343434.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXoF3v1jc3p1QK3fDWvCHnRhFxSSKSJVvLwUNGXx37mXb/343434.jpg)

It's open for debate of course - , but I'm sure that these young girls  are _more than capable_ of teaching  some 'old, pale, tired, white professors , a thing or two!

An very novel way to secure support from the higher learning academic institutions for the Conservative led government, don't you think?
 _If I was being cynical about it_ , of course.




Maybe I am being too cynical, and this is _exactly_ what it says.
Maybe these already marxist professors need a lesson in SJW morals..
Maybe...Maybe not.

What I am not being cynical about - because I   _know this_ for a fact..
Tax payer money _has funded_ government employees for paid sexual services, with people in the sex industry..

#### So maybe not _too_ cynical, after all...?

Whatever it is, it's well and truly the inmates running the asylum!
#### It's time to _take_ the keys back..


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@informationwar  ( might as well keep it going..) and @stevecoins
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@honeydue ·
Downright creepy, if you ask me.
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@lucylin ·
Yeah, that's how it struck me to....

I thought it was because of a bias in me, (being in 'the industry' ) - but I really don't think so..
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@groovatti ·
FYI, this post might also be suitable for https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@mosqueteros/elmosquetefirstsatiricalnewspaperofsteemitcontestcall-wffz9wdodk???
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@lucylin ·
I was highly offended....!!! First satirical newspaper on steemit! 
Humph!

lolol
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@holybranches ·
they need to be mentored in the act of controlling little John for long stretches without disobeying Kama Sutra's ten commandments. every man needs it. it's called self control.
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