Only When I Have To by traf

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Only When I Have To by traf

funny · @traf · Jan 9 '18

$290.28

Only When I Have To

When I have to use a public toilet
![image.png](https://res.cloudinary.com/hpiynhbhq/image/upload/v1515465837/x63fqzubtv2wefml1a4g.png)

👍 trafalgar, punchline, traf, moon32walker, meesterboom, bluetower, htliao, hanshotfirst, jlufer, swenger, arcange, dandesign86, idikuci, d4ki, howtostartablog, steemmatt, drsinmongwong, kouba01, thegoliath, raphaelle, thedailylaugh, shivohum2015, bondy007, rival, theabsolute, diebitch, luminous, ayevbosa, funkylove, theguruasia, lyee, redrosee

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@redrosee · Jan 9 '18

hahaha....you r so funny @traf

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@thegoliath · Jan 9 '18

$2.72

And on the way out.

![](https://media2.giphy.com/media/MOjBKnaftbaGk/giphy.gif?cid=f56849795a5467ff654c787036925241)

👍 trafalgar

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

like a master thief

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@steemnsfw · Jan 9 '18

$2.73

You touch the seat with your hands?! Dear god man!!

Imagine someone's semen gets on your hands and later on you finger your girlfriend and she has a black kid ...
But you ain't even put it in her yet...

Dude put latex gloves on at least, protect yourself!!

👍 trafalgar

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@akkha · Jan 9 '18

Truly funny !

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@rival · Jan 9 '18

$2.73

GRRRRRRR HOT ;-)

👍 trafalgar

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

$11.07

ya, the only reason men go to yoga class

👍 trafalgar, rival

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@idikuci · Jan 9 '18

$5.96

DW mate, we all need a little help at times.

![](https://i.imgur.com/4rsNodP.gif)

[Src](https://i.imgur.com/4rsNodP.gif)

I hear the trick is roughage

👍 trafalgar, sift666, howtostartablog, steemmatt, dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Jan 9 '18

$0.11

What the hell did that elephant eat ? A palm tree ?

👍 bluetower, idikuci

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@steemmatt · Jan 9 '18

$0.06

Hahahah.  Such a good reply.

👍 dandesign86

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1 reply

@idikuci · Jan 9 '18

personally looks more like seaweed. But I guess it is coming out.

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@steemmatt · Jan 9 '18

$0.03

Holy f'in sh*t man.  God my stomach feels like a dishwashing machine right now.

👍 idikuci

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@idikuci · Jan 9 '18

Really? This isn't even the @steemnsfw comment. maybe I should up my game

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@howtostartablog · Jan 9 '18

$0.03

If you think your job sucks..

👍 idikuci

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@idikuci · Jan 9 '18

Yeah, Imagine putting that on a resume

## Special Skills
* Once pulled tree from elephant's anus

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

wonder if that was in the job description

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@deybala · Jan 9 '18

ha ha ha ah ha reallly so funny thanks for shereing

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@dandesign86 · Jan 9 '18

$3.04

This is a perfect example of when you have to think outside the box. It's all about the angle . 

![IMG_2325.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPiHwqjfvUWgGfhkjLyXvanEVbQfLk3TMTPyui8tFrLLn/IMG_2325.JPG)

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@steemmatt · Jan 9 '18 (edited)

$0.06

If there wasn't a name on the bottom left, I'd say that's a 99% match of one of my exes... 70% for looks and 29% for doing a handstand on a scale to try to make herself weigh less. The remaining 1% was reserved for if she had 2 cats.

👍 dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Jan 9 '18

$0.18

Haha

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@idikuci · Jan 9 '18

10 points on the angle, but 0 for execution. 

Once she starts a stream there is going to be some serious splash back since the seat is down, good thing she's wearing high heels and will be able to wade through the muck later.

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

$11.06

hmm, she'll have to shoot it quite the distance, too bad the lid's closed

👍 trafalgar

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@theguruasia · Jan 9 '18 (edited)

$3.46

@traf,
Lol dude I can't stop laughing :D What you shared is too funny :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/AGYsPPYjOzLBC/giphy.gif

Cheers~

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@durgaani · Jan 9 '18

Ha ha. 😃😂😂😃😃😃😀 ...really soo funny bro....i cant stop laughing when i saw that picture...thank you for sharing with us bro...@traf

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@mhmtdr0 · Jan 9 '18

https://media.giphy.com/media/14dzvPERA4Arny/giphy.gif
ahahah
@traf

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@funkylove · Jan 9 '18

$2.78

##### And when there is no more water in the house and i am late for work but i just have to clean my face.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/fdb0976290a4bf9defe1dba271e6a98b/tenor.gif?itemid=4486774

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@idikuci · Jan 9 '18

That's disgusting! Dogs drink from there.

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

$11.06

the worst part is when you're out of water, you couldn't even flush for a while

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@funkylove · Jan 9 '18

Extremely hell

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@shivohum2015 · Jan 9 '18

LOL....I can only laugh.....

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@maintain4real-eu · Jan 9 '18

$0.03

This is what i do when i noticed that what is coming out of the loo is unbearable 
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@howtostartablog · Jan 9 '18

This is becoming a competition to see who has the funniest gif / image

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@steemmatt · Jan 9 '18 (edited)

$2.88

What website did you get that pic from... ... ?  Can use it in my Sex Ed research paper on why women who do yoga are superior sexual partners.

👍 trafalgar, steemmatt, idikuci

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

hmm, it's stock pictures so there are no legal woes
you're free to wank to it on the bus

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@vitalbullet · Jan 9 '18

https://i.imgur.com/dVDJiez.gif

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@elmarnisah · Jan 9 '18

Women in the New Age do not give up their snobs even in the W.C 

http://sliptalk.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/09183045/Bathroom-Buzz-Facebookin.gif

👍 elmarnis

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@elmarnis · Jan 9 '18

$2.74

The latest technology in order to satisfy your need in W.C 

http://i.imgur.com/TlqdNxj.gif

👍 trafalgar, elmarnis

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

$11.06

oh it's also a great accessory for portable showering

👍 trafalgar

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@storyman · Jan 9 '18

When they are infallible  .
https://media.giphy.com/media/mGUY8Iwr5DQPu/giphy.gif

When you do it and you want to kick out for a smell

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👍 storyman

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@mohsin01 · Jan 9 '18

Ha ha ha, this is the real speech now, how can i tolerate this horribleness, when serial are bigger

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@kouba01 · Jan 9 '18

$2.82

She has right..look what you find in a public toilet
http://38.media.tumblr.com/5b87e59b4b3267c384f19b3a49cd7d99/tumblr_nwa0uo49wY1rp0vkjo1_500.gif

👍 trafalgar, kouba01

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@trafalgar · Jan 9 '18

yeah, I went before her
sorry about that

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@swenger · Jan 9 '18

I play "dive bomber" by standing on the seat, the hoisting myself up with my arms draped over the top of the stall walls.   It usually takes a few bombs to get exactly on target.

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@theabsolute · Jan 9 '18

On a serious note, what is wrong with our society where people leave bathrooms the way they do? Is everyone drunk and unable to aim?

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